Let your conscience be your guide!

Allie Hayes • 10 hours ago

"Once appetizers came out the man thought it would be a good idea to serve his wife divorce papers."

Allie Hayes • 12 hours ago

"Baby mine, don't you cry." — Me, singing along while FULLY crying.

Allie Hayes • One day ago

"To infinity and YOUR MOM."

Allie Hayes • 3 days ago

Excelsior, always Excelsior.

Allie Hayes • 4 days ago

"Thank U, next." — Luke Skywalker after defeating Darth Sidious, probably.

Allie Hayes • 4 days ago

From orgasms to Tom Hanks, this list has something for everyone.

Allie Hayes • 5 days ago

"Remember that you are butt dust..."

Allie Hayes • 5 days ago

Some (mind-blowing) spoilers ahead!

Allie Hayes • 7 days ago

"Sometimes we lift our shirts up and press our nipples together."

Allie Hayes • 8 days ago

"You didn't speak much in my classes but, when you did, I always listened..."

Allie Hayes • 9 days ago

You better bow down, kids.

Allie Hayes • 10 days ago

"When I asked her...I didn’t notice we were right next to the garbage."

Allie Hayes • 14 days ago

BRB, opening a museum.

Allie Hayes • 15 days ago

Because being an adult is scarier than any costume, TBH.

Allie Hayes • 16 days ago

*The theme from Halloween blares romantically in the distance.*

Allie Hayes • 18 days ago

"Sorry Aunt Jane, I've got a date with Freddie Mercury."— You this holiday season.

Allie Hayes • 21 days ago

How true is your love?

Brian Galindo • 23 days ago

"Black Swan, took my mom for her birthday..."

Allie Hayes • 24 days ago

"Are there any spirits here with us tonight?"

Allie Hayes • 24 days ago