"Say my name so that my powers may flow through you."
FLYING FUZZY BABIES.
"The person playing the character that they wanted to be bi was bi in real life."
Every family has a ~secret.~
The VHS says "Rated G," but my therapy bill says otherwise.
"Day 69 Without Sex: Nice. But also, not nice."
Let the Sorting Hat sort your cat (or dog, or rabbit, or lizard)!
Underboob: The armpit of the chest.
"Some stories don't want to be told. Some stories will eat you alive."
Simba really DID bless the rains down in Africa.
Transform into a cat to avoid awkward social situations!
"DANCE BATTLE, YOU AND ME, BRO."
You read that title correctly.
Nothing says summertime like musicals, superheroes, and MURDER.
In this essay, I will explore...
When you look pure evil, but you're really only KINDA evil.
This one's for all the proud pet parents out there.
Only 2008—2018 bops allowed.