My partner once yelled at me for speaking without raising my hand, true story.

Allie Hayes • One day ago

"What’s Al Gore’s favorite type of math? Algorithms."

Allie Hayes • One day ago

"Hakuna Matata," indeed.

Allie Hayes • 2 days ago

"Do you like scary movies?"

Allie Hayes • 3 days ago

"I thought 'money laundering' meant physically washing the money and hanging it out to dry."

Allie Hayes • 3 days ago

The clown prince of BuzzFeed quizzes.

Allie Hayes • 4 days ago

Femme fatale royalty.

Allie Hayes • 8 days ago

It includes unbelievable sights AND indescribable feelings.

Allie Hayes • 9 days ago

"I asked my teacher if she was a member of the 'Mile High Club' in front of the entire class."

Allie Hayes • 10 days ago

"Wish I could...Could've said goodbye."

Allie Hayes • 11 days ago

Your destiny awaits!

Allie Hayes • 14 days ago

"My classmate asked him what it was like to be a teacher, so he interrupted her every 10 seconds."

Allie Hayes • 15 days ago

Streamin', screamin', and Halloweenin'.

Allie Hayes • 16 days ago

"It was an emotional day to say the least."

Allie Hayes • 16 days ago

Are you a cat-icorn or a mer-dog?

Allie Hayes • 19 days ago

A dose of delight for your day.

Allie Hayes • 21 days ago

~*Once an emo kid, always an emo kid.*~

Allie Hayes • 22 days ago

"Here's one of my dogs peeing on my other dog."

Allie Hayes • 22 days ago

Halloween is almost here (both the holiday AND the movie).

Allie Hayes • 22 days ago

Weasley is our king.

Allie Hayes • 23 days ago