Alrighty, y'all, I'm going to cut to the chase on this: Earlier this morning, it was reported that a study conducted by Longevita Hair Transplant found that Prince William is — and I quote — "the World's Sexiest Bald Man."
Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu
The study, which was conducted using Google search keywords, named Prince William at number one with 17.6 million searches, Mike Tyson at number two with 8.8 million searches, and Jason Statham at number three with 7.4 million searches.
And while I shall remain the picture of a professional, unbiased writer, I gotta tell ya the internet met this study with a hearty, "Um, oh honey...oh no." So with that in mind, here are just a few of the silliest Twitter reactions:
This list:
Not while... The Rock Boris Kodjoe Morris Chestnut Common Patrick Stewart Stanley Tucci Jason Statham Vin Diesel LL Cool J Bryan Cranston are alive he's not. https://t.co/m9mdzqQOiC
This introduction:
@Independent May I introduce you to Boris Kodjoe who is also 10 years older than Prince William?
This sudden death:
I'm sorry, what? DID STANLEY TUCCI AND JAMES SPADER AND DWAYNE JOHNSON AND JASON STATHAM ALL DIE AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! https://t.co/8IVuAUHx5K
This double trouble:
Someone explain to me how Prince William is the hottest bald man alive when Shemar Moore and Stanley Tucci exist?
This unacceptable erasure:
Look, regardless of your opinion of the royal family, I think we can ALL agree that this is Stanley Tucci erasure and it shall not stand: https://t.co/NrnBstJdyr
This loaded stare:
*stares in Stanley Tucci, Mark Strong, Jason Statham, and Dwayne Johnson* https://t.co/7Qk6UKTJtP