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Prince William Was Named The "World's Sexiest Bald Man" And No, The Internet DID NOT Take It Well

Can't be — not when Stanley Tucci is standing RIGHT THERE.

Alrighty, y'all, I'm going to cut to the chase on this: Earlier this morning, it was reported that a study found that Prince William is — and I quote — "the World's Sexiest Bald Man."

Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ https://t.co/7AAhLBEdKu

Twitter: @Independent

The study, which was conducted using Google search keywords, named Prince William at number one with 17.6 million searches, Mike Tyson at number two with 8.8 million searches, and Jason Statham at number three with 7.4 million searches.

Prince William when he had more hair
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And while I shall remain the picture of a professional, unbiased writer, I gotta tell ya the internet met this study with a hearty, "Um, oh honey...oh no." So with that in mind, here are just a few of the silliest Twitter reactions:

This list:

Not while... The Rock Boris Kodjoe Morris Chestnut Common Patrick Stewart Stanley Tucci Jason Statham Vin Diesel LL Cool J Bryan Cranston are alive he's not. https://t.co/m9mdzqQOiC

Twitter: @KUWTMSussexes

This introduction:

@Independent May I introduce you to Boris Kodjoe who is also 10 years older than Prince William?

Twitter: @AJS71

This sudden death:

I'm sorry, what? DID STANLEY TUCCI AND JAMES SPADER AND DWAYNE JOHNSON AND JASON STATHAM ALL DIE AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! https://t.co/8IVuAUHx5K

Twitter: @LegalValkyrie

This double trouble:

Someone explain to me how Prince William is the hottest bald man alive when Shemar Moore and Stanley Tucci exist?

Twitter: @AlyGetReal

This unacceptable erasure:

Look, regardless of your opinion of the royal family, I think we can ALL agree that this is Stanley Tucci erasure and it shall not stand: https://t.co/NrnBstJdyr

Twitter: @ellievhall

This loaded stare:

*stares in Stanley Tucci, Mark Strong, Jason Statham, and Dwayne Johnson* https://t.co/7Qk6UKTJtP

Twitter: @JackHarbon

Okay, so now that you've read the study and seen what Twitter has to say, you already know I've gotta ask you your own honest opinions! Which of the following famous bald men could/should/would be "the World's Sexiest Bald Man"? Be honest, this is a JUDGEMENT-FREE ZONE:

  1. Prince William:

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  1. Common:

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  1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson:

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  1. Boris Kodjoe:

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  1. Jason Statham:

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  1. LL Cool J:

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  1. And finally (of course) — Stanley Tucci:

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What do you think of this study? Did we miss your pick in the poll section? Share all of your thoughts below as you exit through the comment section!!!

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