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Which "Seinfeld" Character Would Be Your Partner In Crime?

Remember, your result is not a lie...if you believe it.

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  1. What is something considered "not funny" that makes you laugh anyway?

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    Someone falling down
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    An ex doing worse than you
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    Weird news stories
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    Couples fighting in public
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    Children throwing tantrums
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    Someone dumb getting hurt
  2. How many times do you hit "snooze" on your alarm in the morning?

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    I get up BEFORE the alarm
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    Zero, I get up when it goes off
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    One or Two times
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    Three or Four times
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    I just turn it off, TBH
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    I use my body's alarm
  3. You wake up late AGAIN, what morning ritual do you sacrifice to get to work on time?

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    I never wake up late
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    Taking a shower
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    Brushing my teeth
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    Putting on make-up
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    I wear what I wore to bed
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    I go back to sleep
  4. You have A LOT of chores to do today...so, what do you do instead to avoid them?

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    Go to the movies
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    Take a six hour nap
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    Go to my friend's house
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    I actually DO them
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    Take a three hour lunch
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    Chores? What chores?
  5. You haven't gone food shopping in two weeks, so what's for dinner tonight?

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    Half a bag of leftover chips
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    Take-Out, again
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    Fast Food
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    Vodka
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    Anything in your trash bin
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    Sleep
  6. It's Friday night, you're out with your pals, and you said you're not going to spend money or mooch. Your friend offers to buy the first round. What's your order?
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    Just water for me, no drinking
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    One glass of wine
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    Just...a beer? A cheap one
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    A pricey mixed drink
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    ALL OF THE SHOTS
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    Honey mustard
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  7. You're at a busy restaurant that DOES NOT accept reservations and have been waiting for a while, but a group of youths goes up to the host and gets right in. You:

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    Wait quietly, it's whatever
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    Whine to the host
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    Loudly complain to no one
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    It's fine, serenity now
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    Leave and get fast food
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    OMG, this is a true injustice
  8. You've gone on three dates with someone who is absolutely HORRIBLE at kissing. You like them a lot, but...it's bad. What do you do?

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    Avoid kissing them at all
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    Tell them outright
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    Quietly deal with it
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    Try to teach them to be better
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    Break up with them
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    Ghost them
  9. Rent is due and you're a little short this month because you spent money on WHAT instead?

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    Tickets to a sporting event
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    Shoes
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    Ordering food
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    A new tattoo
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    Who can even keep track???
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    I'd never be short
  10. Finally, out of the following traits, which would you say is closest to your worst trait?

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    I lie a lot
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    I'm shallow AF
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    I'm a tad cheap
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    I can't take anything seriously
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    I'm almost too perfect
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    I hate all people in general
 
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