Buzz·Posted on Mar 1, 202019 Funny Tweets For Everyone Who'd, Frankly, Just Rather Not"Hey, no thanks!" —The only response to anything.by Allie HayesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Look, sometimes there are days (or years) when you're just kind of OVER everyone and everything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Walt Disney Studios Well, the following curation of tweets is here to make you giggle and also feel seen whenever you're just plain not in the mood. You're welcome and stay hydrated, friends: 1. ✰ samflower ✰ @milkygoddess super quick question does anyone know what the point is 05:30 AM - 12 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. randy @randypaint life: here’s some lemons me: alright life: a bad hairline too me: wait- life: also anxiety lol me: why did u start with citrus 10:08 PM - 19 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. joe @jxeker I need a holiday or to be hit by a bus I honestly don’t care which 04:17 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. natalie @natmartinezzz Just tried to respond to someone with “all good” or “no worries” and instead what came out was “all worries,” which coincidentally is the best description of me at any given moment. 06:37 PM - 09 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Friend: u around this weekend Me: yep F: to help me move M: uh one sec *fake hold music* hey yeah, that was my doctor, bad news, I have died 02:32 PM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan i like to do the irish hello which is where you don’t even show up to the party. 01:35 AM - 14 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you 10:41 PM - 21 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. j a d e @TheDreamGhoul MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking. 01:39 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rachel @personallyrach y’all know the feeling of coming home and not having to speak to anyone? sensational. 05:11 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ᎽᎪᎬᏞ @elle91 When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been 03:02 PM - 16 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dana Donnelly @danadonly “i’m just being a bitch bc i’m about to get my period” - me 29 days before i’m about to get my period 11:04 PM - 27 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. medusa is the protagonist! @uh_laine Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing! 07:49 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. doreen st. félix @dstfelix i'm just giving *up* for lent 02:46 AM - 26 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. bleed concrete🥀 @416Bando me: hi do you take walk-ins the morgue: what 05:58 PM - 20 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. dalton day @lilghosthands every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby 02:02 PM - 10 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. felch’s fruit snacks 🍇 @syrianbryn Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning 03:25 AM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. pascalle @frenchielaboozi i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die 04:00 AM - 27 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. kk @kaitlynnkool me at 8:42 on a monday https://t.co/Ko78gke6uK 01:42 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. a @brokeangeI how i sleep knowing i’m secretly hated by everyone i’ve ever spoken to because that’s what my brain told me 11:04 PM - 25 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite And if you like what you see, be sure to click through and follow your favorites to make your Twitter timeline a more fun place!