Animals·Sep 28, 2018People Are Sharing Times Their Pets Were Total Jerks, And I'm Actually Crying"Here's one of my dogs peeing on my other dog."by Allie HayesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Look, no matter how much you love your pet, you can admit that sometimes they're an absolute butthead for no reason. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Pixar Well, writer Talia Lavin recently asked people to share a specific time their beloved animal companion was a "jerk" and, holy heck, people did not disappoint. Twitter: @chick_in_kiev Here are just a few of the absolute best responses: 1. This drive-through patron: @ballerinaX @ballerinaX @chick_in_kiev The 2 times Ajax has snuck out the front door, he ran2 blocks & around the corner across 2 streets to the Local burger joint drive through window for an ice cream. Now we stop by on walks https://t.co/owoB3RMz8C 03:04 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This curious pooper: Ashley Robinson @smasha_smasha @chick_in_kiev This guy poops out whole q-tips at least once a week, and once he puked up a penny right in front of me. https://t.co/ncFlKzjZy9 05:39 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This absolute stalker: matt is bad at magic the gathering @averybigbear @chick_in_kiev i've encouraged this behavior because i find it amusing but my cat actively stalks me throughout my apartment and waits behind corners to ambush me. here's her waiting to ambush: https://t.co/SowpYxXY01 02:46 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This sneaky babe: Beth Questad @BethWelge @chick_in_kiev @cmclymer And this one opened a closed tupperware container, ate 3 scones, and closed it back 02:50 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This trash-diver: Tom Maxwell @universalshow @chick_in_kiev This is Mr. Pugsley. One day he knocked over the trash can and ate the 2-day old remains of a smoked paprika roast chicken. We lived in terror of the cooked bones killing him until he turned the bathroom floor into a diarrheic Slough of Despond. He’s a good boy. https://t.co/oLgWyTQj8O 02:55 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This water hog: Sam Wilkinson @samwilkinson @chick_in_kiev One of my kittens puts his front paws IN the water dish whenever he drinks, be-furring the water for everybody else: https://t.co/fbRcfQmbdC 02:50 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This key-flinger: LJ @LJinBC @chick_in_kiev My husband once left our cockatoo out, momentarily unattended. When he came back a few minutes later, every single key from my keyboard had been removed and flung across the room! https://t.co/QdhHrYChZ2 03:09 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This excited head-butt: Kilgore Trout @CohibaSmkr @chick_in_kiev My Dog is a pit-greyhound mix. Thin body but his head is as hard as a rock. About a week after we adopted him, we were horsing around on the couch. The booger hit me in the face with the top if his head and broke my nose. https://t.co/RyKkInmC5s 02:43 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This perfectly named badass: Twitter: @vanadiumzest 10. This pee bully: Dexter the Dog @dexter_doggie @chick_in_kiev Here's one of my dogs peeing on my other dog. It wasn't the first time either. 02:40 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This homework ruiner: Philippa H Stewart @Flip_Stewart @chick_in_kiev My cat sat on my Russian homework after playing in the shower (his favourite thing to do) Here he is ruining 2 hours work https://t.co/kEY6W3XVKu 12:40 AM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This surprise attack: Susan Gaskey @suezyg23 @chick_in_kiev This is Gizmo! She likes to wait for me to walk past her and ambush me from above! Not so scary during the day but at 3am, that’s a different story! https://t.co/Sk0quBGT8z 01:37 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This cheese fiend: Sara Bonaccorsi @SNBonaccorsi @chick_in_kiev Guinness stole an entire wedge of cheese off the counter! 01:44 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This contaminator: Cass (is pleased it’s autumn) @cdash741 @chick_in_kiev Lulu likes to stick her paws into people’s drinks. Not drink it—just get her paws wet in your tea or juice or whatever, leaving telltale strands of fur behind for you to discover next time you take a sip. This is the one time I caught her in the act. https://t.co/LQNJDXuelV 04:10 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This adorable rivalry: Ashley Knots @ashleyknits @chick_in_kiev Dobby the cat waits for the dog to go out the cat flap, then sits in front of it so the dog (who is too polite to knock the cat in the face with hard plastic) can't get back in. https://t.co/8yimnwyiDU 06:10 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This sassy snore hater: 🍁🍂 7-Ember 🍂🍁 @wellEmber @chick_in_kiev LRT: At least 3 overnight guests have complained that Poutine reacts to snoring by shoving open the door, hopping onto the bed, reaching her paw into their open mouth, and hitting their uvula/tongue until they wake up. https://t.co/UNp4ZLilcL 06:36 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And finally, this simple mistake: Allyson Beatrice @allysonbeatrice @chick_in_kiev Stuck. 02:50 AM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Has your pet ever done something mean, random, or just plain ridiculous? Share your tales (or should I say "tails") in the comments below!