This New Horror Movie Looks Like "Mean Girls" Gone Horribly Wrong And I'm Beyond Here For It

"YOU BITCHES ARE CRAZY."

LOOK, YOUR GIRL HERE LOVES HORROR MOVIES.

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I'd marry them if they wouldn't try to kill me...and also weren't, you know, inanimate.

This year the Movie Gods have bestowed upon us all a seemingly endless stream of promising new faves.

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For example: Happy Death Day (shown here), Mother!, and of course, IT.

And most recent on my ~kill list~ is Tragedy Girls, which had its official trailer just drop.

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The story follows two teenage best friends attempting to culminate social media stardom in their small town.

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But when the regular method of gaining more followers doesn't pan out...

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Man, the Hunger Games really turned Peeta into a dick.

...Things get real dark, real quick.

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Bye Peeta.

The two become an overnight sensation via their amateur crime-reporting Tragedy Girls blog, but their new ~extra-curricular activity~ puts a strain on their friendship.

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Side note, if the cutie with the blonde hair looks familiar, that's because:

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She's the smart-mouthed Negasonic Teenage Warhead from Deadpool, Brianna Hildebrand.

And if the cutie with the curly hair looks familiar, that's because:

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She's the badass new Storm in X-Men: Apocalypse, Alexandra Shipp.

Anyway, how many more people do they kill? Will they get caught eventually? WILL THEY SURPASS THAT DICK'S 15,000 FOLLOWERS?

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Catch this one in theaters October 20th, 2017!

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