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The New "Fifty Shades Freed" Trailer Features Car Chases, Sexy Time, And Pregnancy, Because Of Course It Does

"It seems you're pregnant, Mrs. Grey."

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"Blah blah blah, Fifty Shades is dumb, blah blah blah, I hate it, blah blah blah."

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Okay then, so let's just assume you clicked on this article ~by accident~.

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I won't tell, I promise.

Moving on — we were treated to a surprise Fifty Shades Freed trailer during this week's The Bachelor and holy sweet heck.

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The two-minute long trailer had many similarities to the first trailer for the film, but with a few subtle (and not-so-subtle) additions.

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Like, there were even MORE car chases and sexy-time scenes, because OF COURSE there were.

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But the most important addition was literally at the VERY END in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment after the title card, when THIS happened:

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While this may not be surprising to longtime fans of the books, for little old me who has only seen the movies, my face ALSO looked like this watching the trailer:

Girl, what???
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Girl, what???

To put it lightly, fans simply couldn't take how BIG this news was.

@FiftyShades That ending 😲😲😲

Like honestly, how dare they just THRUST that information upon us?

And at the end of a trailer, like some kind of AFTERTHOUGHT?

So you better STRAP ON (oops, I mean ~strap in~) for all the drama, coming to theaters Feb. 9!

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