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    Ranking The Deaths In "The Suicide Squad" On A Scale Of "Saw That Coming" To "What The Actual F**k Just Happened?!"

    SPOILER ALERT: This post is only spoilers.

    Y'all, let's cut right to it: The Suicide Squad came out this past weekend, and — if you know anything about me as a writer on BuzzFeed Dot Com: The Website: The Musical: The Series — then you already know I like to rank movie-related things* just 'cause.

    ANYWAY, in this post I'll be ranking the deaths in The Suicide Squad in order of how genuinely shocked I was, while also simultaneously rating them on a scale of one to 10 by how cool they were to look at*. Is that kinda morbid? Sure! But it's a movie called The Suicide Squad, so welcome to this kinda morbid post!!!

    Before we go any further, a warning: this post contains SPOILERS. It contains SPOILERS for the movie The Suicide Squad. In fact, this post is, like, ONLY SPOILERS for the movie The Suicide Squad.

    Everyone who doesn't want to be spoiled gone? Okay, perfect. Time to rank the most shocking deaths in 2021's The Suicide Squad. HERE WE GO:

    15. My Own Personal, Unwavering Skepticism

    Now, for realsies, here we go:

    14. Weasel (well, sort of)

    13. Starro the Conqueror

    12. T.D.K.

    11. Mongal

    10. Javelin

    9. Blackguard

    8. Savant

    7. Milton

    6. Presidente General Silvio Luna

    5. The Thinker

    4. Captain Boomerang

    3. The Polka Dot Man

    2. The Poor, Unsuspecting Rebels

    1. Rick Flag

    And there ya have it! That's my ranking, but what's yours? What'd you think of the movie? Share all of your thoughts and feelings in the comments below! I care deeply about all of your thoughts and feelings, and — as I say every time — I read all of the comments on these posts because I love you! So be nice! Or don't! You don't owe me anything and everyone has bad days! I understand!

    Okay, bye until next time!