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The New "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Trailer Is Literally The Stuff Childhood Nightmares Are Made Of

"Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?"

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So, when I was but a wee child growing up in the '90s, I thought running away from genetically-engineered dinosaurs was going to be a much bigger problem in my life.

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That and quicksand, sticks of ACME dynamite, and falling anvils in general.

So, you can imagine my surprise upon growing up and finding out that things like answering the phone and dating are more anxiety-inducing than a T-Rex.

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I am Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt is all of my responsibilities.

However, the new TV Spot for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom brought back a WHOLE BUNCH of terror I experienced as a child, and I'm not 100% sure I'll be okay.

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First of all, the trailer starts with a visualization of EVERY '90s CHILD'S GENUINE NIGHTMARE.

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Tell me you didn't imagine a raptor in your room at one point.

And, though it's only 1 minute and 35 seconds long, this TV spot gave us a ton of new clips and scary AF visuals.

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Like this claustrophic moment with Chris Pratt:

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And this glimpse of Blue being a badass:

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And this close-call/dinosaur breath-mint commercial:

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For real, the whole thing looks terrifying. I could definitely use the sweet, calming caress of Chris Pratt's manly hands for a few minutes.

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Just imagine he's speaking to me instead.

Anyway, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom hits theaters June 22, 2018, and I'll fully be watching it like this:

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