The New "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Trailer Is Literally The Stuff Childhood Nightmares Are Made Of

    "Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?"

    So, when I was but a wee child growing up in the '90s, I thought running away from genetically-engineered dinosaurs was going to be a much bigger problem in my life.

    So, you can imagine my surprise upon growing up and finding out that things like answering the phone and dating are more anxiety-inducing than a T-Rex.

    However, the new TV Spot for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom brought back a WHOLE BUNCH of terror I experienced as a child, and I'm not 100% sure I'll be okay.

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    First of all, the trailer starts with a visualization of EVERY '90s CHILD'S GENUINE NIGHTMARE.

    And, though it's only 1 minute and 35 seconds long, this TV spot gave us a ton of new clips and scary AF visuals.

    Like this claustrophic moment with Chris Pratt:

    And this glimpse of Blue being a badass:

    And this close-call/dinosaur breath-mint commercial:

    For real, the whole thing looks terrifying. I could definitely use the sweet, calming caress of Chris Pratt's manly hands for a few minutes.

    Anyway, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom hits theaters June 22, 2018, and I'll fully be watching it like this:

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