"Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Is Here, And So Are All Of The Jokes About It
This post is chock-full of funny jokes...but, also, spoilers.
WARNING: This post — being a collection of the funniest jokes and reactions to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker — is literally...like...only spoilers. Please proceed with caution, or come back when you've seen the movie. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Now, onto the silliness:
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The Rise of Skywalker spoilers without context #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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Me after seeing #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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dear diary today was a lot
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Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker
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Leaked screenshot from #RiseofSkywalker #riseofskwalker
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The #RiseOfSkwalker spoilers are true - Darth Vader does come down from Planet Vulcan and melts George McFly's brain
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Disney to every unexplained plot point in #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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To the girl who literally yelled “what the fuck??” loudly in our theater during #TheRiseofSkywalker.... you are the most valid voice among us all.
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Me enjoying The Rise of Skywalker while everyone else finds something to complain about #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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Star Wars spoilers out of context #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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Adam Driver in #TheRiseOfSkywalker : *breathes* Me:
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#TheRiseOfSkywalker looks great already!
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Nobody: Palpatine: #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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me walking to my car after seeing #TheRiseOfSkywalker