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    "Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Is Here, And So Are All Of The Jokes About It

    This post is chock-full of funny jokes...but, also, spoilers.

    WARNING: This post — being a collection of the funniest jokes and reactions to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker — is literally...like...only spoilers. Please proceed with caution, or come back when you've seen the movie. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Now, onto the silliness:

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    The Rise of Skywalker spoilers without context #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    Me after seeing #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker

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    Leaked screenshot from #RiseofSkywalker #riseofskwalker

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    The #RiseOfSkwalker spoilers are true - Darth Vader does come down from Planet Vulcan and melts George McFly's brain

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    Disney to every unexplained plot point in #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    To the girl who literally yelled “what the fuck??” loudly in our theater during #TheRiseofSkywalker.... you are the most valid voice among us all.

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    Me enjoying The Rise of Skywalker while everyone else finds something to complain about #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    Star Wars spoilers out of context #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    Adam Driver in #TheRiseOfSkywalker : *breathes* Me:

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    me walking to my car after seeing #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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