Y'all, Spider-Man: No Way Home came out this past weekend, and Marvel fans everywhere lost their gosh darn minds.
But before we get too far into this, here's your first, last, and only SPOILER WARNING! THIS POST IS, LIKE, ONLY SPOILERS. IT'S REACTIONS. IT'S REACTIONS TO THE MOVIE. SPOILER-Y, SPOILER-FILLED REACTIONS. PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS AND CLICK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SEE IT YET! I LOVE YOU AND DON'T WANT YOU SPOILED...AT LEAST, NOT FOR THIS MOVIE!
1. This feeling Spider-Man knows ~all too well~:
jake gyllenhaal ruined both spider-man’s and taylor swift’s life now it is personal for me
2. This proper way to review:
3. This pointed meme use:
Me watching Spider-Man:
4. This identical moment:
5. This fan service:
jon watts putting a peter parker shirtless scene in every one of his spider-man movies is a fan service and i’m the fan being serviced.
6. This blast from the past:
7. This excellent point:
tobey, andrew, and tom are all great as peter parker & spider-man and we should appreciate them all and their individual takes on the character and be glad we have 3 different versions of a great character instead of arguing over who is best
8. This big yikes:
9. This fair response:
"are u ok?" no i’ve just seen spider-man no way home
10. This accurate reaction:
11. This fond farewell:
12. This "WTF" face:
13. This (non)spoiler-filled list:
14. This collapse:
15. This motherly review:
my 50 year old mom's NWH review who's only watched the first (2002) Spider-Man movie: *points at Andrew Garfield* he's the most handsome spiderman
16. This senior discount:
17. This breakdown:
18. This pain (that's it):
19. And finally — this title suggestion for the fourth film:
Spider-Man: No Way I'm Getting Over This Movie