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    These Pun-Tastic Signs Outside Of A Community Center In Colorado Are The Pinnacle Of Dad Joke Greatness

    "For chemists alcohol isn't a problem, it's a solution."

    Honestly, who among us doesn't love a good pun?

    Bo Burnham

    And, if you ask me, ALL puns are good puns.

    Well, the Indian Hills Community Center in Colorado takes their puns VERY seriously...so seriously, in fact, that they have an ever-changing sign just outside of their community center to showcase their favorites.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    The sign is changed regularly by Vince Rozmiarek, a local man and lover of all things ~pun-related~.

    Anyway, I took the liberty of rounding up some of the absolute BEST puns, jokes, and just plain snarky comebacks this sign had to offer. STRAP IN:

    1. This moody misplacement.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    2. This life-or-death cost.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    3. This scenery stunner.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    4. This 9-1-1 call waiting to happen.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    5. This weather wish.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    6. This absolute mind bend.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    7. This cruel chocolate bar.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    8. This medical marvel.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    9. This optimistic science pun.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    10. This vegan regret.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    11. This literal thief.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    12. This word to the wise (and otherwise).

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    13. This breathing exercise.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    14. This flat-out denial.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    15. This poor pastry.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    16. This poor career choice.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    17. This food fight.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    18. This OTHER vegan regret.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    19. This condiment pony.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    20. This tragic loss.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    21. This ideal diet.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign

    22. And finally, this non-pun/non-joke outright DEMAND.

    Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook / Via Facebook: IndianHillsCommunitySign