"Pirates Of The Caribbean" Was, Is, And Always Will Be Amazing, So Here Are Some Jokes About It
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" — Me, an adult woman, any given moment of the day.
1. This pronunciation choice:
when I say Pirates of the Caribbean it’s the only time in life that I pronounce Caribbean as Caribbean
2. This very accurate plot depiction:
3. This hairstyle choice:
other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean
4. This culture description:
5. This perfect metaphor:
Male feminists Bootstrap Bill Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean 🤝 Onboard until someone calls out their friend’s shitty behavior
6. This literal and figurative ship*:
*For the unanointed among us, "shipping" is when you want two characters to be in a relationship together, whether it's canon or not.
7. This heartless wonder:
Davy Jones when he opens the chest but the heart isn't there at the end of DMC