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Our First Full-Length Trailer For "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Is Finally Here And I'm Fully Crying

"This is not going to go the way you think."

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We found out this past weekend that we would be receiving our first FULL-LENGTH trailer for The Last Jedi tonight and I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT.

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Okay, so...let me just get my mind around this for a second because I've died, then come back to life, then died again and am now just a force ghost re-watching this shit on loop.

And oh, what's that? This just in from my own personal news headquarters: KYLO REN IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED.

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LOOK, KYLO, YOU WERE KIND OF HOT IN THE BEGINNING OF ALL OF THIS BUT I PROMISE YOU, IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO LEIA, YOU ARE CANCELED FOREVER. YOU DO NOT GET TO HURT YOUR PERFECT MOM AFTER YOU ALREADY MURDERED YOUR PERFECT DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Also, we got a new poster, just for good measure.

Check out the brand new poster for Star Wars: #TheLastJedi and watch the trailer tonight.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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