31 Jokes About Nevada Because — Girl, Seriously — Speed It Up, Please
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to HURRY THE HELL UP.
Good morning, my beautiful friends, and welcome to day three of "Who Wants to be America's Next President" — a game show none of us Americans bargained for but simultaneously cannot look away from!
By now, you're likely aware that most of the states are here and accounted for, with the exception of a few key battleground states — and one state in particular that's become the unlikely standout. Y'all already KNOW I'm talking about Nevada.
So, with that in mind, here are some of the absolute funniest memes and jokes* from both Twitter and Tumblr about Nevada and her...counting pace:
*Now, I do just want to say clearly and upfront: These jokes are all in good fun, and all of us truly appreciate every one of the poll workers and ballot counters who are busting their butts to get these votes counted! Thank you! Now, enjoy these giggles!