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    "Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil" Has Its First Teaser Trailer And Holy Heck, Y'all

    *"Season of the Witch" blares in the distance*

    Happy day to you, my dear friends. I'll have you know I was a VERY good grown-up so far this week. I've paid my bills on time, kept up with my vitamins, and even remembered to take out the trash this morning!

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    Well, it appears I have been rewarded for my excellent adulting skills with a stunning gift in the form of our FIRST teaser trailer for Maleficent: Mistress of Evil. A gift I had no idea I needed, but now can absolutely not live without:

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    It's been a HOT minute since we were introduced to Angelina Jolie's Maleficent and her tragic backstory back in 2014, and this sequel sees the infamous fairy take on a new adversary in the form of Queen Ingrith (Michelle Pfeiffer).

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    I wasn't aware that I required this face-off to keep living a happy and healthy life — and yet, here we are. I accept this fully with open arms and would like to thank the universe.

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    Besides Pfeiffer, all of our faves from the original are back, including but not limited to the lovely Elle Fanning as Aurora, who appears to be BETROTHED in this teaser.

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    Which is cool and all, but let's get back to Maleficent because she's the only character that matters to me. Here she is entering the kingdom like a badass:

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    Here she is flying with what looks like a hot-darn fairy-filled ARMY:

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    And here she is picking out my Halloween costume for me:

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    I'm going to be cold this year!

    Now I am, OF COURSE, the only fan pumped to see our ~Mistress~ back in action, especially given these casting decisions.

    "Maleficent 2" with Angeline Jolie & Michelle Pheiffer. Me:

    Seriously, just give the casting team all of the awards now and also, maybe, my first born child? Too much?

    Avengers who? Star Wars what? This stare-off will be THE cinematic moment of 2019 for me. #maleficent

    Basically, Maleficent could fully murder me — in her fairy and/or dragon form — and I'd probably thank her.

    i just want everyone to know if maleficent kills me, DO NOT PROSECUTE HER. she caught ME slippin and that’s on ME.

    Love ya, Maleficent, you wild-yet-wonderfully dramatic lady. Oct. 18, 2019, cannot come quickly enough!

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