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When your significant other stops spooning you and rolls over in bed, so you take up the big spoon position because YOU DECIDE WHEN CUDDLING ENDS:
2.
When you hear the fridge door open in the middle of the night and KNOW that they're going for YOUR leftovers:
3.
When you can feel a heated disagreement turning into a full-on fight, but are trying your best to stop it because you love them and stuff:
4.
And when, no matter how hard you tried, that disagreement turns into a full-blown sass-off that you came ready to win:
5.
When you're waiting for them to finish their laundry so you can do yours, but they're taking forever:
6.
When you're going out with your mutual friends, but your S.O. wants to stay in, not drink, and go to bed early:
7.
When they said they were going to be ready to go out half an hour ago, but you're STILL waiting outside for them:
8.
When you're in a crowded place and are scared you'll lose them, so you follow them a little TOO closely:
9.
When you're trying to coyly talk shit about people to each other in public without anyone noticing:
10.
When you're trying to peacefully make dinner in the kitchen but your S.O. is too hungry to wait:
11.
When they try to have phone sex at an incredibly inappropriate time:
12.
When you're super-sick, bedridden, and miserable, but your S.O. makes the deadly mistake of trying to "help" you:
13.
Or worse, when they're the one who's sick and they try to convince you to still ~get it on~, knowing damn well it'll get YOU sick, too:
14.
When you get suckered into having dinner with their family, who — let's be real — don't like you very much:
15.
When they come home after an especially bad day at work and you — even though you're exhausted — simply HAVE to cheer them up:
16.
When your cheering-up attempts don't work at all, but they still appreciate your love and support:
17.
And finally, when you almost forget your anniversary but then every single mutual friend texts to remind you: