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    21 "Lord Of The Rings" Jokes You'll Enjoy Because You're A Big Ol' Nerd

    "From Twitter, a fire shall be woken. A light from the Tumblr shall spring." — Tolkien, probably.

    1. This childhood precious:

    2. This accurate description:

    Fellas this fall is all about Lord of the Rings masculinity That's right, we're going on long journeys with the guys We're swearing oaths to our buddies And if you say goodbye without a soft forehead kiss then buddy you fucked up

    3. This drama king:

    4. This wasted food:

    5. This heartbreaking visual:

    "Don't leave me here alone! It's your Sam calling. Don't go where I can't follow! Wake up, Mr. Frodo!"

    6. This A+ mash-up:

    7. This text-to-film comparison:

    8. This meme perfection:

    Pippin explaining why he needs second breakfast: Aragorn:

    9. This unfair blame:

    Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed. I told Isildur to return the ring to the fiery chasm from whence it came, and he said, "no". Gandalf: omg what did u do Elrond: he said "no" dude, the point is men are weak and this trilogy isn't my fault

    10. This travesty:

    Sam Gamgee did not help Frodo take the ring all the way Mordor to destroy Sauron and save Middle Earth just to be recognized as Bob and Doug

    11. This concerning claim:

    12. This genre description:

    Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch. Me: Lord of the Rings. Wife: that’s not a Christmas movie. Me: then why does it have elves? Wife: Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.

    13. This frozen Rohan king:

    14. This literal walk:

    15. This hurtful attack:

    16. This "misunderstanding":

    17. This magical pun:

    18. This genius swear use:

    19. This exquisite wrong answer:

    @jacobhunni The Second Breakfast Club.

    20. This fool of a slut:

    21. And finally, this hilarious heartbreak:

    my wife frodo baggins 🤝 leaving town with a tall bearded man and throwing their ring into a volcano