17 More "If 2020 Was A..." Tweets That Expertly Capture How Ridiculous 2020 Has Been
2020: The broken fingernail of years.
So...uh...2020's been kind of a whole-ass dumpster fire, huh? And it's STILL (somehow) only May.
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Well — a little while back — we took a look at some expert analogies created by brilliant Twitter users who tried their best to compare this year to some equally-ridiculous things, and they were all A+.
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So here are just a few more of the absolute best "If 2020 was a..." analogy tweets to make you giggle during this very not-giggly time:
1. If 2020 were a Harry Potter character...I think we all know who it'd be:
If 2020 was a person
2. And if 2020 were a drink you could order at a bar? YUCK:
If 2020 was a drink it would be vodka and coke
3. And don't even THINK about trying to pour liquid 2020 from one cup to another:
If 2020 was a video: https://t.co/bJpno5ywNz
4. If 2020 was a lighter, it'd be under a buck for a reason:
if 2020 was a lighter:
5. And if 2020 was an Oscar-winning film scene, it'd give you chaotic nightmares:
If 2020 was a film scene
6. This vision of 2020 as a nonalcoholic beverage cannot be beat:
If 2020 was a drink, it would be unsweet tea with no ice and a couple lemon seeds at the bottom of the cup
7. And 2020 for sure wouldn't know geography if it was on a popular Netflix reality show:
if 2020 was a person: #TooHotToHandle
8. 2020's name for sure starts with a consonant:
‘If 2020 was a person, their name would begin with J’
9. And is served on a steamed bun with tartar sauce:
If 2020 was a mcdonalds item it’d be this for sure
10. 2020 is all of our first foray into drugstore makeup:
If 2020 was a foundation
11. And it's also the most disturbing of SpongeBob episodes:
if 2020 was a spongebob episode
12. Zach Braff came up with a music fest to compare 2020 to:
2020: if the Fyre Festival was a year.
13. And this person knows 2020 is everyone's least favorite candy:
if 2020 was a candy
14. 2020 as a Lay's chip flavor would be this vomit-inducing monstrosity:
If 2020 was a bag of crisps/chips
15. And this god awful first hand:
If 2020 was a starting hand
16. If 2020 were a couple it'd be...this couple:
if 2020 was a couple
17. Finally, if 2020 were a video game, it'd be this impossible level:
If 2020 was a video game