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    18 Of The Funniest "I Just Took A DNA Test..." Jokes

    You could've had a viral tweet, noncommittal.

    Anyone with a pulse is familiar with Lizzo's almost painfully catchy tune "Truth Hurts," which begins with this now-ICONIC lyric:

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    And — as with many wonderful things — the internet has found a way to make the quote even better by turning it into a brilliantly silly meme.

    Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

    Here are just a few of the funniest versions:

    1.

    I just took a DNA test, turns out i’m 100% incapable of making smart financial decisions

    2.

    i just took a DNA test :) turns out im 100% prone to crying over every minor inconvenience

    3.

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch that asked a young prince to shelter me from a storm but he turned me away so I made him a hot but hideous animal hybrid and cursed his entire household staff to spend decades as animated furniture

    4.

    Just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% fucking tired man, fuck

    5.

    I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100 people in a room and 99 don’t believe in you and just one does

    6.

    Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% the son of Laius and Jocasta which makes it super awkward that I killed Laius at the place where the three roads meet and took Jocasta as my wife after I solved the riddle of the Sphinx

    7.

    i just took a dna test turns out im 100% chiming in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”

    8.

    I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% stressed out broke sad out of shape hungry tired confused

    9.

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I use poor humor as a horrendous coping mechanism for my overall anxiety about everything.

    10.

    I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% a passive aggressive mom but if you called once in awhile you would know that.

    11.

    I took just a DNA Test t u r n s o u t i'm 100% 🎶still a piece of GaRbAgE 🎶

    12.

    i just took a dna test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch in the corner at a party looking like i’m judging everyone but really i just have social anxiety

    13.

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% not gonna checkout that podcast I told you I would check out.

    14.

    I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% dead. I’m a ghost.

    15.

    i just took a dna test turns out I’m 10% luck 20% skill 15 minutes could save u 15% or more on car insurance

    16.

    I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that abyss

    17.

    i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% cleared of the murder of my parents as my blood does not match the samples taken from the crime scene

    18.

    Lizzo: “ 🎶 I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100— ” Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Let me stop you right there.”

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