18 Of The Funniest "I Just Took A DNA Test..." Jokes
You could've had a viral tweet, noncommittal.
Anyone with a pulse is familiar with Lizzo's almost painfully catchy tune "Truth Hurts," which begins with this now-ICONIC lyric:
And — as with many wonderful things — the internet has found a way to make the quote even better by turning it into a brilliantly silly meme.
Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...
Here are just a few of the funniest versions:
1.
I just took a DNA test, turns out i’m 100% incapable of making smart financial decisions
2.
i just took a DNA test :) turns out im 100% prone to crying over every minor inconvenience
3.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch that asked a young prince to shelter me from a storm but he turned me away so I made him a hot but hideous animal hybrid and cursed his entire household staff to spend decades as animated furniture
4.
Just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% fucking tired man, fuck
5.
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100 people in a room and 99 don’t believe in you and just one does
6.
Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% the son of Laius and Jocasta which makes it super awkward that I killed Laius at the place where the three roads meet and took Jocasta as my wife after I solved the riddle of the Sphinx
7.
i just took a dna test turns out im 100% chiming in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”
8.
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% stressed out broke sad out of shape hungry tired confused
9.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I use poor humor as a horrendous coping mechanism for my overall anxiety about everything.
10.
I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% a passive aggressive mom but if you called once in awhile you would know that.
11.
I took just a DNA Test t u r n s o u t i'm 100% 🎶still a piece of GaRbAgE 🎶
12.
i just took a dna test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch in the corner at a party looking like i’m judging everyone but really i just have social anxiety
13.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% not gonna checkout that podcast I told you I would check out.
14.
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% dead. I’m a ghost.
15.
i just took a dna test turns out I’m 10% luck 20% skill 15 minutes could save u 15% or more on car insurance
16.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that abyss
17.
i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% cleared of the murder of my parents as my blood does not match the samples taken from the crime scene
18.
Lizzo: “ 🎶 I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100— ” Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Let me stop you right there.”