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Parents

"'Checklist?' More like, 'What the heck-list?' Am I right?!" —a dad taking this quiz

The father from modern family with text reading, "You, for some reason, must shake your little handful of snacks before eating them"

"'¿Lista de comprobación?
 Más bien: '¿Lista de complicación?'
 ¡¿O no?!"
 —un papá respondiendo este cuestionario


Si has hecho más de la mitad de estas cosas súper específicas, eres secretamente un papá de mediana edad


If You've Done Over Half Of These Very Specific Things, You're Secretly A Middle-Aged Dad

Father Quiz: Are You A Middle-Aged Dad At Heart?

Deep Down In Your Soul, Are You Actually A Middle-Aged Father?

Check off all the things you're guilty of doing:

You are not secretly a middle-aged father, since you don't do enough of these hyper-specific dad things. Oh, but don't worry, there's still time.

You are NOT a father

I don't want to alarm you, but, deep down in your soul, you're actually a middle-aged father. You do so many of these dad things, you're almost too dad to function. Now, go enjoy a healthy, shaken handful of candy that is 100% not yours while you stand watching the news.

You're Actually A Middle-Aged Dad

"'¿Lista de comprobación?
 Más bien: '¿Lista de complicación?'
 ¡¿O no?!"
 —un papá respondiendo este cuestionario

Si has hecho más de la mitad de estas cosas súper específicas, eres secretamente un papá de mediana edad

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If You've Done Over Half Of These Very Specific Things, You're Secretly A Middle-Aged Dad

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