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    19 Hilarious Jokes About "Dark Rey" From The New "Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker" Trailer

    "Dark Rey" is my sexual orientation now.

    So, today we finally got our first new look at the HIGHLY anticipated finale to the Skywalker saga, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

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    While a lot of awesome newness happened in the short teaser, one PRETTY BIG THING stood out: A shot of a very Sith-looking Rey — our hero — wielding a double-ended red lightsaber.

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    Fans were quick to take to twitter to discuss this phenomenon — which is now being referred to as "Dark Rey" — so here are a few of the best jokes to come out of it:

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    @starwars *Sees Dark Rey with a bad ass lightsaber but the footage ends.*

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    If I am killed by dark rey DO NOT prosecute her, cause SHE caught me SLIPPING. That's on ME.

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    I'm still emotional over dark!rey y'all

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    Dark Rey called me a slut and told me to get down on all fours

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    dark rey pulling up on kylo ready to shish kebab his ass

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    Boss: are you crying? Me: no Boss: no, you’re definitely crying Me: there were hundreds.... Boss: I don’t follo— Me: HUNDREDS OF STAR DESTROYERS Boss: okay... Me: AND DARK REY WITH A RED SABER. A DARK REY’S THEME. Boss: yeah, I’m going to need to ask you to leave.

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    no one: kylo when he saw dark! rey

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    all of us after seeing dark!rey

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    Ben when his vision of dark Rey comes true

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    John's responses to the dark Rey questions are sending me, why is he like this😂

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    stan excellence stan power stan impact stan dark rey

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    footage of Dark! Rey and Kylo leaked:

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    kylos one braincell when he sees dark!rey

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    Palpatine about to roll out in his spaceship after creating Dark Rey #TheRiseOfSkywalker

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    jj abrams really said fuck it I’ll do it myself with dark rey

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    Stop calling her dark rey and start using her real name. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Rey

    What are your thoughts on our sweet baby girl possibly going full Sith lord? Is this just a force vision? Or is it an evil clone?! Share your theories in the comments below! In the meantime, catch me trying to find a replica of this lightsaber for my halloween costume, like, ASAP.

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