Parents·Updated on Jun 13, 2020. Posted on Jun 11, 202016 Tweets That Are, Somehow, About Every DadHere's to all the dads out there: May your thermostats forever remain untouched.by Allie HayesBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Father's Day is on the horizon, so it's time to shine a spotlight on the wonderful weirdos that are the dads of our world. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. So, with that in mind, I've taken it upon myself to curate a collection of some hilarious tweets that, somehow, can apply to almost any dad. Ready to rock and roll, kids? Here we go: 1. This confusing snack maraca: Spicy @RyanMalicsi why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth? 03:38 AM - 23 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This nap time (anytime): KIoNGos♔ @AntohLibra Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch 10:59 AM - 05 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This holiday experience: Jordan with a y @jojomartian *opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I— 02:40 PM - 25 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This classic dad concern: Brynnester @brynnester Me: *making out with GF on couch* Your parents are out. Why don’t we take it up a notch? Her Dad: *crashes in thru window* Touch that thermostat and you’re dead 02:42 PM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This "fashion show" experience: Brooke March @Brooke_L_March Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family. 08:04 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This striking similarity: joshy @jxshadams lead singers at dads leaving a a concert restaurant 🤝 “you guys ready to rock and roll?” 01:22 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This inexplicable phenomenon: fati @fatimaxosoto how do dads be knowing their whole way around the world with out gps lmao 04:42 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This valid response: darwin @itsnotdarwin dads be like "go help ur mother" bro go help ur wife 03:39 AM - 30 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This pun-derful race: joeg @gojarbe [gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway 01:18 AM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This dad-tastic review: lemonlime @emmeline77 your dad isn’t a dad yet until he stands in your living room for 15 minutes straight (instead of leaving) saying “this movie is so stupid” while you’re watching Mamma Mia 03:23 PM - 21 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This new(?) name: kelkat @kelkatcox Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years?? 10:37 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This gift exchange: Joe Iwanciw @iwanciw Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside 08:14 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This confusing goodbye: Charlie Puth @charlieputh Does anyone else’s dad not hang up the phone after they say “bye”? Do dads think the phone automatically hangs up? 10:04 PM - 18 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This overdue bill: Adam Jacob @Adamjacobbbb My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee" 01:04 AM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This Halloween horror: Kayleecious🍧 @TweetsByKaylee me: *waking up* who's there monster under bed: hi me: *shaking* omg you're real monster under bed: but i won't hurt you me: oh monster under bed: just give me all your halloween candy me: dad? monster under bed *taking off mask to reveal my dad*: dad tax 06:03 PM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. And finally, this earth-shattering roar: lou @poth0le never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume 11:06 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite If you like what you see, be sure to click through and follow your favorites to make your Twitter timeline a more fun place to be!