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How Well Do You Remember Clark Griswold's Epic Rant About His Boss From "Christmas Vacation"?

When Santa sits his fat-ass down to take this quiz, he's going to find the merriest bunch of a**holes this side of the internet!

It's that time of year again!!! Yes, yes, the holidays, the family time, the yuletide joy and whatnot...but I was more referring to the fact that it's time to rewatch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 12,000 times in one single month!

My personal favorite part of the classic film is when Griswold family patriarch, Clark, finds out that he's NOT getting that holiday bonus he'd spent the first two acts of the movie expecting, and just RAILS on his garbage boss in front of his entire family for a solid minute.

But how well do YOU remember Clark's hilarious, iconic, expletive-filled rant? Time to find out! Choose the correct word(s) that comes next after the given line until you finish the rant. At the end of the quiz, you'll see how many you got correct to prove if you're ready for a good ol' fashion family Christmas! Ready? Okay, here we go: