There are few things as satisfying as a well-timed, well-deserved insult...and it's even BETTER if you can positively DESTROY someone without having to swear.
And this week, my personal catalog of insults gained some new ones when redditor u/AvPlayz asked, "What is your best insult without swearing?" May I just say: People! Are! Creative!
So, here are just a few of the most unforgivingly brutal yet somehow G-rated insults out there:
1."I once asked a girl, 'Where have you been all my life?' and she responded, 'I don’t know, but I wish I was still there.'"
12."I like to call people by a characteristic or article of clothing they're wearing, so: 'Whatever you say, haircut.' Or, 'Sure thing, sunglasses.' It will bother them long after the comment."
16."I don't know that it actually counts as an 'insult,' but I once had to deal with this guy who repeatedly told my girlfriend that he was in love with her, and that she should leave me for him. He finally messaged me once to say that he was 'A better man than me, etc., etc.' So, I just replied, 'While you're lying awake thinking of her, she's lying awake thinking of me.'"
Now it's your turn! What's your best non-swearing insult that is guaranteed to positively DESTROY whoever it's aimed at? Share yours in the comments below!