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    The 2020 Academy Award "Best Picture" Nominees Were Announced, So Here's A Bunch Of Jokes About Them

    I'd like to thank the Academy...and also, Twitter.

    This week the 2020 Academy Award nominations were announced, which included the nine films that will be competing for the coveted title of "Best Picture":

    Oscars / Via youtube.com

    Each and every one of these films is a masterwork in itself, and they are some of the best films of the year...so I took the liberty of collecting a bunch of silly jokes about them. You're welcome:

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    The first time they show Margot Robbie’s feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, a woman in front of me said “there’s the feet!”

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    Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (Quentin Tarantino, 2019)

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    Margot Robbie in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood https://t.co/TWSf73Ow5Y

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    The fact that the Oscars doesn't have a host doesn't bode well for Parasite.

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    #Parasite Oscar categories Best Picture Best Director Best Original Screenplay Best Supporting Actor, Song Kang-ho Best Supporting Actress, Cho Yeo-jeong Best Production Design Best Film Editing Best Costume Design Best Original Song, “Jessica, only child, Illinois, Chicago”

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    If you go to see 1917 make sure you stay until after the credits - there’s a teaser for WWII

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    I know he’s earnest and his relationship w Camila Cabello is annoying but got damn Shawn Mendes directes the hell out of 1917

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    marriage story is simply an unrealistic story because if I confronted my husband about him cheating and he said “you shouldn’t be mad that I slept with her you should be mad I had a laugh with her” he would not be alive

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    Marriage Story (2h 17m) is actually longer than The Irishman (3h 30m) because then you have to cry (21m) then think about your past relationships (31m) then cry again (15m) then lie in bed contemplating (1hr) wow Netflix is really pushing the boundaries of cinema

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    divorced kids be like marriage story is my black panther😍😍

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    bouta watch the irishman the way scorsese intended

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    Me and the boys after watching The Irishman:

    18.

    call me controversial, but this is definitely the best Joker we’ve seen in our lifetime

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    For those who didn't catch the reference.

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    This is the Joker origin story I was hoping for

    21.

    i saw little women on a date, then we had dinner, went dancing, went home, had sex, slept over, had sex again, got breakfast in the morning-- and through all of that i never once stopped thinking about Florence Pugh

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    Me walking out of #LittleWomen like

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    Stay past the credits of Little Women to see Jane Eyre step out of the shadows and tell Jo, “I’m putting a team together.”

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    y'all spent the last 2 years begging for Taika Waititi to direct everything then literally 7 people in the world watched Jojo Rabbit

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    fuck it, i'll watch jojo rabbit bc of this vid

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    So you’re telling me Matt Damon and Christian Bale are not the Ford and Ferrari in Ford v Ferrari...

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    walkin around town mumbling “Ford v. Ferrari v. the Board Of Education” if anybody’s lookin for the mildest chuckle of all time

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    *Buying a ticket for Ford v Ferrari* One ticket for CAR FIGHT please