WARNING: The following collection of jokes DO contain spoilers for Avengers: Endgame, so if you have not yet seen the film, please kindly get the heck outta here. Come back for the chuckles once you've seen it.
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no one: nebula:
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My favorite part of #Endgame was when Remy from Ratatouille came on screen and saved the day in the first 20 minutes of the movie.
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avengers endgame spoilers without context
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Nobody: Captain America:
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Everyone: #AvengersEndgame does not have a post credits scene. Me: Yeah right, I'm there until the end. *No post credit scene to be found* Me:
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avengers (2012) endgame (2019)
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So you’re telling me THESE guys directed Infinity War AND Endgame?
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tony: [doing THAT] me:
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“Nat: let me go” #AvergersEndgame
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Is this a shot of @TomHolland1996 trying to keep himself from spilling the Endgame beans?
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things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema/rashes - fat rolls - amputations - physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly -spoiling Avengers: Endgame
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do u guys know why she’s called peggy https://t.co/uUCjuFijhU
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marvel stans talking about endgame with each other without spoiling on the tl
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When all the females finally assemble together on #AvergersEndgame
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when steve rogers said ‘some people move on. but not us’ he was talking about us after seeing the film