1. On recognizing the attendees:
me: I know about culture! me watching the grammys:
2. On Katy Perry's fashion:
katy perry's lookin' like squidward ate too many krabby patties huh? #GRAMMYs
3. On J. Lo's fashion:
Who wore it better? #Grammys
4. On Cardi B's fashion:
I sure hope Ursula didn’t take her voice. #grammys
5. On Offset being back in the (literal) picture:
When you’re back with your ex but you still don’t want him standing too close #GRAMMYs @iamcardib
6. On the opening performance:
Naomi Smalls' impact. #GRAMMYs
7. On this relatable moment:
Me when I get kicked out of walmart #GRAMMYs
8. On this glow-up:
Well this one certainly went better #GRAMMYs
9. On John Mayer's choice to break his Grammy in half:
.@JohnMayer is that you????? #GRAMMYs
10. On Drake's speech:
THE GRAMMYS: drake please come to the grammys DRAKE: no THE GRAMMYS: we’ll give you an award DRAKE, accepting his award: listen none of this matters it’s all bullsh— THE GRAMMYS: CUT TO COMMERCIAL DEAR GOD CUT TO COMMERCIAL
11. On Diana Ross' performance:
Diana said "lemme just tribute myself bc who else gonna do it like me? nobody." #GRAMMYs
12. No seriously, Diana Ross, though:
Diana Ross: Dont be lazy! #GRAMMYs Me at home:
13. On Alicia Keys being multi-talented at multi-tasking:
Alicia Keys can play two pianos at once; Meanwhile, I can’t text and talk at the same time. #Grammys
14. On Lady Gaga's performance:
What my food sees when I check on them in the oven #Grammys
15. No really, Lady Gaga's performance was a whole lot:
Lady Gaga performing Shallow live at the #Grammys
16. On this phone call in the MIDDLE of a performance:
“Yea, girl I’m just at the #GRAMMYs. Whatchu doin??”
17. On St. Vincent and Dua Lipa's performance:
st. vincent and dua lipa #grammys
18. And finally, on this Ally/Jackson Maine and Cardi B/Offset parallel:
A Star is Born (dir. Bradley Cooper, 2018)
