1.
The time she perfectly summed up her sexual orientation:
2.
The time she understood the most ideal date:
3.
The time she used her PTO for the right reasons:
4.
The time she came up with the best toast of all time:
5.
The time she got a little too real about life:
6.
The time she perfectly articulated the state of her mental health:
7.
The time she understood her own standards, and rigorously enforced them:
8.
No — you don't understand — SHE REALLY UNDERSTANDS HER VALUE AS A ROMANTIC PARTNER, AND IT'S ICONIC:
9.
The time she had this hilarious line of thinking:
10.
The time she used this fail-safe excuse to get off the phone:
11.
The time she met her soulmate:
12.
The time she was the perfect flirt:
13.
The time she knew how to take a compliment:
14.
The time she wasn't afraid to ~experiment~ in the bedroom:
15.
The time she said the most relatable thing for absolutely everyone over 25 years old:
16.
The time she truly cared about the happiness of our pets:
17.
The time she almost started a revolution because she was tired of sitting in coach on a plane:
18.
The time she hilariously roasted Jerry:
19.
And, of course, the time she knew how to intimidate her opponent pre-fight: