18 Reasons Why Dating A Slytherin Is Simultaneously The Best And The Worst

    Ambitious in the streets, cunning in the sheets.

    1. They can talk their way into (or out of) anything.

    2. They're incredibly independent...sometimes a little TOO independent.

    3. They always think they've won the argument, sometimes when you didn't realize you were arguing.

    4. And about 90% of their arguing isn't even yelling, just biting sarcasm.

    5. They're very vocal about their sexual needs and habits.

    6. They're horrible at doing anything in a timely manner because they're self-focused AF.

    7. They take a hot minute to win over your friends and family, but, once they do, your friends and family like them more than you.

    8. They make you more ambitious and goal-oriented.

    9. And they always support you taking risks in your professional life.

    10. They are confident in themselves and in your relationship, so jealousy is pretty rare...

    11. ...so, if they DO get jealous, it must be for a pretty severe reason.

    12. And, while they love being with you, they still require copious amounts of alone time to recharge and, so help me, you better not invade that.

    13. They're not afraid to speak up to defend you when the moment calls for it (and, also, when it doesn't).

    14. People who are outside of your relationship often assume they're "cold" or "distant," when really they're just focused on their own shit.

    15. While they're very career-centric, they still love to PARTY, and don't appreciate their party being pooped on.

    16. They ruthlessly mock you a good portion of the time, but like, in a flirty way.

    17. They will not share food, so don't ask.

    18. And finally, their love isn't easily earned, but once it is, it's passionate and intense and totally worth it.