1. This personal crisis.
I wouldn't quite say I'm going thru a crisis but I did just cut my own bangs without a second thought
2. This poor choice of venue.
I just cut my own fringe. In my bathroom that has no light. I just cut my own fringe in the dark is what I’m sayi… https://t.co/2RP2Kdkxm1
3. This element of (no) surprise.
Dno why i constantly cut my own fringe n then act surprised when it looks shit
4. This disappointed Mother.
Me: *walks into my mums room* Me: "I just cut my own fringe" Mum: *spits water out everywhere*
5. This perfect quaff
Zach Galifianakis' hair in Masterminds is like a slightly better version of that time I cut my own fringe
6. This achievement.
Me: In high school I was voted most likely to cut my own bangs with safety scissors. Interviewer: I meant any professional achievements.
7. This bowl-shaped beauty.
When you cut your own fringe.... 🤦🏻♀️
8. This preemptive response.
if you see me in the next week or two yes I did cut my own fringe and no I wasn't paying much attention at the time
9. This excellent use of a .gif.
I lock eyes with her across a crowded bar and give a knowing nod. Mistakes have been made. Me: I see you cut your… https://t.co/vQGClcaHAo
10. This defiance of time and space.
11. This poll.
am I qualified enough to cut my own bangs
12. This smart wine-drinker.
Last night I had 3 glasses of wine and almost CUT MY OWN BANGS!Next time I drink I'm hiding the scissors from my self
13. This hazard.
I almost stab myself in the eye trying to cut my own bangs
14. This inner conflict.
Me: I really shouldn't cut my own fringe. Also me: Here's the scissors.
15. And finally, this proclamation to always remember.
lesson of the day: never try to cut your own bangs. ever. never ever