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16 Of The Dumbest Excuses For Pokémon

You tried, Nintendo. You tried.

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Quilladin

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Chespin is a cute starter until he evolves into this creepy clown. Quilladin is basically the personification (Pokémonification?) of puberty, that awkward cycle you go through between your adorable stage and your badass stage.

Klefki

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At this point you honestly have to wonder if Nintendo ran out of ideas for new Pokémon and just started looking around their house for ideas. "Where are my keys? Oh, wait, they're in my pocket. Hey... pocket… pocket monster… Pokémon… brilliant!"

Cofagrigus

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"What's that one, Ted?"

"Oh it's sort of a coffin / sarcophagus Pokémon. I'm calling it Cofagrigus."

To be fair, though, if I were a Pharaoh of ancient Egypt, I would also want to be buried with my treasure of sticky hands and other vending machine prizes.

Sigilyph

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What? I don't... OK. Does this one even have a face? Is that an eye on top, or are those it's eyes in the middle? What is this?

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an "avianoid" Pokémon. Sure.

Drifloon / Drifblim

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This Pokémon is just a balloon with a toupée made from a cloud. There's nothing particularly menacing about it, other than the vague possibility that if you stand too close to it after it evolves into Drifblim you may accidentally get carried off to Oz.

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