At this point you honestly have to wonder if Nintendo ran out of ideas for new Pokémon and just started looking around their house for ideas. “Where are my keys? Oh, wait, they’re in my pocket. Hey… pocket… pocket monster… Pokémon… brilliant!”
“What’s that one, Ted?”
“Oh it’s sort of a coffin / sarcophagus Pokémon. I’m calling it Cofagrigus.”
To be fair, though, if I were a Pharaoh of ancient Egypt, I would also want to be buried with my treasure of sticky hands and other vending machine prizes.
14. Drifloon / Drifblim
This Pokémon is just a balloon with a toupée made from a cloud. There’s nothing particularly menacing about it, other than the vague possibility that if you stand too close to it after it evolves into Drifblim you may accidentally get carried off to Oz.
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