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24 Tweets Too Real For Anyone Who Has Trouble Sleeping

"What is this s-word? Sleef?"

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My greatest sexual fantasy is eight hours of sleep.

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The nice thing about insomnia is that you won't die in your sleep

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My insomnia is really starting to interfere with my dream to sleep my way to the top.

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studies hav shown that evrey night at bedtime is the perfebct time for ur brain to start worying if you "forgot how to sleep"

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Now I lay me down to sleep... Brain: Remember that 4pm coffee? I pray the lord B: That gal sings weird. My soul Sole. Great fish. COFFEE!

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Time for bed! *watches more tv* Definitely sleepy now *reads twitter* Okay, I'm going, I'm in bed. *reads news* NEVERMIND ON THE SLEEP THING

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tfw you get a solid 4.5 hours of broken sleep and have to pretend like everything's okay 🙃

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Why sleep when you can go over and over the hundred million mistakes you've made in your life

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I sleep like a baby, crying throughout the night and napping in the day

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Me: okay brain, Im gonna sleep Brain: ok Me: so u have to be quiet Brain: ok Me: Brain: Me: -half asleep- Brain: the snack that smiles back

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"How To Eat Random Items In Your Fridge Because You Can't Sleep Because Every Day That Passes Is Another Your Dreams Die: A Cookbook."

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Got approx 1 hour of sleep & I'm looking forward to acting like a baby who has small fully developed boobs pubic hair & smudged eye make up

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Best thing about insomnia: 4+ hours now carved out to stay up watching the X-Files. Worst thing: Quickly convinced your room is haunted.

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The 5 Stages of Insomnia 🌙 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Looking at Twitter

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"I woke up at like 3am and couldn't go back to sleep - I just kept thinking about all the great life choices I have made!" - no one ever.

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