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    This Video Shows How Ridiculous It Would Be If People Left Parties The Way They Leave Facebook

    Just go already!

    Everyone knows somebody who has made way too big a deal about leaving Facebook. CollegeHumor made this hilarious video showing how absurd it would be if a person left a party the same way.

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    There's always that one random "friend"...

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    You might not even have remembered that they were there, but damn it, you will know it when they leave.

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    And even though you didn't ask why, they are gonna give you an explanation.

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    First, they start with an insult.

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    "In fact, I believe you have wasted so much of my time, it borders on unhealthy."

    Then, they'll say the polite, correct thing...

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    And imply their true feelings.

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    They might even try to take you with them, noting that "Those of you who are my true friends, and you know who you are, you can still reach me..."

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    "Not just George Takei." (Fair)

    They might, all of a sudden, care about privacy.

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    "I know this has been the case since the party began, but I think it's important to bring it up NOW, as i'm LEAVING."

    And then, your attention-hungry "friend" might say the least self-aware thing ever.

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    Good riddance! Nobody wants this kind of buzzkill at the party anyway.

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    And yet, something always brings them back.

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