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    This Hilarious Video Perfectly Sums Up What It's Like When You Don't Care About Sports

    For those that never fit in when friends gather to watch the big game, help is on the way.

    Do you have zero fucks to give about sports? Do you want to actually enjoy that Super Bowl party this year, instead of just pretending you're not just there for the commercials? This Heck Bender parody is just what the doctor ordered.

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    Heck Bender / Via youtube.com

    *If you found this video funny and relatable, just skip the big game and watch the Puppy Bowl instead. You won't be sorry.

    Lack of interest in sports can be isolating.

    You are not alone. The struggle is real.

    Luckily, there's a magic little pill that will get you PUMPED!

    You'll be ready to bro it up with the bros in no time!

    Go team!

    But beware of the side effects* turning you into this guy:

    *Side effects include, but are not limited to: over-zealous fist pumping, prime seat-stealing...

    Seriously. Nobody likes this guy.

    The miracle cure that will turn you into a hot-blooded, mouth-breathing douchebag who likes sports is SMALLPENIS.