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    This Genius Video Shows You How To Steal Pizza And Get Away With It

    It really is the perfect crime.

    Everybody loves pizza, because pizza is perfect. Now, YouTuber DaveHax has created this masterpiece to help you steal away a hearty portion of pizza before serving it to your friends. Watch the evil genius at work:

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    It seems impossible, right?

    Wrong! Just follow a few simple steps and enjoy the spoils!

    Step 1: Cut a straight line of pizza right out of the middle, then close the gap.

    Step 2: Rotate and repeat.

    Step 3: Put it back together and slice it up.

    Step 4: Finally, place the pizza on a smaller plate and serve it up! Easy!