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    15 Things Pregnant Women Are So Damn Tired Of Hearing

    Hell hath no fury like a woman in her third trimester.

    1. "Whoa, look at that big belly! Are you having twins?"

    2. "Oh, I can tell it's a boy/girl because you're carrying most of the weight in your face."

    3. "You know, they say that baby girls in the womb steal all the beauty from their pregnant mothers."

    4. When finding out your baby's sex: "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure the next one will be a boy/girl!"

    5. "Ugh, I do not want to have kids. Ever."

    6. "Shouldn't you be eating a little healthier?"

    7. "Remember, whatever weight you put on, you're gonna have to lose it eventually!"

    8. "I thought you wanted a career."

    9. "I read this article about vaccines..."

    10. "I have to tell you the horror story of my friend's birth experience."

    11. "What's your plan for getting your body back after the baby is born?"

    12. "But kids are SO expensive!"

    13. Stranger at Panera Bread: "Whatever you do don't have a C-section! They tore me up and spilled my guts out. Also, this bread bowl is amazing — you should try it."

    14. "Ugh, I'm never gonna see you after you pop this kid out!"

    15. "What parenting style are you guys doing?"