10."I have to tell you the horror story of my friend's birth experience."
11."What's your plan for getting your body back after the baby is born?"
12."But kids are SO expensive!"
13.Stranger at Panera Bread: "Whatever you do don't have a C-section! They tore me up and spilled my guts out. Also, this bread bowl is amazing — you should try it."
14."Ugh, I'm never gonna see you after you pop this kid out!"