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    Posted on Sep 30, 2015

    Straight People Try To Guess The Meanings Of Gay Slang Terms

    Do you know what a "unicorn" is? What about a "platinum gay?"

    Bustle put some straight-identifying people to the test to see how much gay slang they knew, and their answers were pretty creative.

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    1. Fruit Fly

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    "Someone who, like, hovers constantly around you, like an annoying little fly."

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    Click to reveal the actual definition:

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    2. U-Haul

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    "Someone that has had sex with a lot of people. Like, all the people they had sex with could go in a U-Haul."

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    "Lesbians are using the U-Haul to shack up immediately after beginning to date each other?"

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    Are either of these answers even close? Find out below!

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    3. Gold Star

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    "Does it have to do with pee, 'cause it's a gold thing?"

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    Well, does it?

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    4. Platinum Gay

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    "It's someone who's had sex with multiple genders."

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    Find out what it takes to be "platinum" here:

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    5. Unicorn

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    "It's when you put a strap-on on your head and then you have sex with people!"

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    "It has to do with the fact that a unicorn is super rare and doesn't exist."

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    Get the magical truth right here:

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    Get all the imaginative guesses to these slang terms and others, like "pillow princess," "size queen," and "side," by watching the whole video here.