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Me looking at my Sephora bag online and my bank account.
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when you're just looking around Sephora and salespeople keep coming up to you
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why are you smiling at your phone? is it some boy? me: *just placed a sephora order*
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Me: “I never have any money” *sees there’s a sale at Sephora*
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“Hang On i have to run into Sephora real quick I’ll be right out”
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Me trying to put on a #sephora Lip Mask. I swear these are thinner and more fiddly then before.
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Still laughing.. #beautybloggers #sephora #makeup
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This happens every time we go to #Sephora
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Making my #Sephora VIB sale shopping list.
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if I have a son, & if he cheats on his girlfriend or even dares to play a girl, I’ll smack the shit outta him & send her a Sephora gift card.
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Sephora is what happens when consumerism and the patriarchy had a baby-but a super pretty baby that blurs your pores and smells like orange peel and lavender.
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The only thing that could potentially increase the life expectancy In women between age of 16 to 66 is a ten thousand dollars @Sephora gift card. Why @CDCgov doesn’t do a research on this ?
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Whenever I’m sad I just scroll through my Sephora favorites and indulge the fantasy that once my next paycheck comes in I’m really going to buy $700 worth of eyeshadow
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A group of Sephora employees should be called a palette.
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Me: I need something to hide my dark marks Sephora Employee: no one probably notices them when ur eyes are so pretty Me: what are we.....
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*walks into sephora* “can y’all help or is it too late for me”
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How do I spend THOUSANDS of dollars at Sephora and still look ugly every day
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I walk in CVS to shop for makeup looking straight homeless, but if I have plans to go in Sephora you best BELIEVE my behind is going to sit there for an hour to beat my face to the gawdsss before walking in there 😏 #YouKnowTheyJudgin’
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I really think that if the women of Ireland can unite and fight and repeal the 8th amendment, surely there has to be SOME chance we can get Sephora to open a branch here
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me: what’s $5 at Sephora? employee: the air.
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I only need to spend another $200 to hit Rouge membership status at Sephora. I don't have a problem at all.
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My husband is not my best friend. My best friend knows my deepest darkest secrets like how many times a month I go to Sephora and my actual weight
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If you’re a lady person in NYC and you’ve never run into a Sephora with the sole purpose of doing a last minute makeup hack job on yourself, I don’t believe you, liar.
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sephora worker: ok your total comes to