1. They wake up to the sound of their first alarm without hitting the snooze button...and are HAPPY about it.
2. They are WAY too chipper when heading off to work.
3. They say shit like "good morning, sunshine" to the actual fucking sun. And they mean it.
4. They go on early morning hikes.
5. And they make sure everyone knows about these hikes by sharing sunrise selfies.
6. They also post photos of their deliciously prepared full breakfast.
7. They dgaf about making noise while you're trying to sleep in.
8. They somehow manage to look impeccable, in the most perfectly planned outfits.
While you look like Pigpen from the Peanuts comics.
9. When you wake up after sleeping in, they make some annoying comment like, "good AFTERNOON, Sleeping Beauty!"
10. They try to start a conversation before you've had your caffeine fix.
11. They go to sleep way too early.
12. They are always trying to convert you into becoming one of them.
13. They are already caught up on world news and events before the workday even starts.
14. They love telling you about their "morning routine."
15. They SING. In the morning.
View this video on YouTube
NO.
16. They get up early, even on the weekends. ON PURPOSE.
17. And they have all of their errands done by 10am.
18. They are usually early to everything.
19. And worst of all, they use hashtags like #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm or #RiseAndGrind.
