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15 Fine-Ass Actors Who Have Played Jesus

You're going to have to say a lot of Hail Marys after reading this one.

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1. Diogo Morgado, Son Of God (2014)

So many impure thoughts...
Twentieth Century Fox

So many impure thoughts...

2. Ewan McGregor, Last Days in the Desert (2015)

🙏 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Ewan McGregor really was sent from Heaven above. 🙏
Broad Green Pictures / Tugg

🙏 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Ewan McGregor really was sent from Heaven above. 🙏

3. Christian Bale, Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999)

Getting thirsty for that holy water yet?
NBC, Hallmark Entertainment

Getting thirsty for that holy water yet?

4. Ted Neely, Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

Rock me, sweet Jesus.
Universal Pictures

Rock me, sweet Jesus.

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5. Henry Ian Cusick, The Visual Bible: The Gospel of John (2003)

No, this is not an outtake from LOST.
Visual Bible International

No, this is not an outtake from LOST.

6. Robert Powell, Jesus of Nazareth (1977)

Those eyes, tho. #blessed
NBC / Shout! Factory

Those eyes, tho. #blessed

7. Jim Caviezel, The Passion of the Christ (2004)

Water into wine? Yes, please.
Icon Entertainment International

Water into wine? Yes, please.

8. Max von Sydow, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)

Coveting so hard rn.
MGM/UA

Coveting so hard rn.

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9. Jeremy Sisto, Jesus (1999)

I would follow him. Anywhere.
ARD Degeto Film / Affirm Films

I would follow him. Anywhere.

10. Jeffrey Hunter, King of Kings (1961)

🔥 Literally, just so hot. 🔥
MGM / Warner Home Video

🔥 Literally, just so hot. 🔥

11. Juan Pablo Di Pace, A.D. The Bible Continues (2015)

I heard this carpenter is good with his hands.
NBC

I heard this carpenter is good with his hands.

12. Robert Torti, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

How does one get backstage?
Showtime Networks

How does one get backstage?

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13. Haaz Sleiman, Killing Jesus (2015)

Don't worry, he'll be back in three days.
National Geographic Channel

Don't worry, he'll be back in three days.

14. Bruce Marchiano, The Gospel According to Matthew (1993)

Black and white and hot all over.
Visual Bible

Black and white and hot all over.

15. Willem Dafoe, The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

Pour me some of that sweet, sweet communion wine.
Universal Pictures

Pour me some of that sweet, sweet communion wine.

🙌 Miracles, every single one of them. 🙌

Touchstone Pictures