And, like any Gilmore Girls fan, he knows that it's time to get to the bottom of the empty coffee cup conspiracy.
Lauren seems ~shocked~ at the accusation.
And yet, Stephen presses on. For all of us.
It's time for Lauren to set the record straight.
Exhibit A for the defense:
Exhibit B for the defense:
Let's just take one more look at the evidence, shall we?
Watch the whole, charming interview or just skip to 5:30 for the debate of the century.