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Are You A Proud Member Of The Picky Eater's Club?

You like what you like, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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  1. CHeck off all the things you've done.
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    Ordered sauces and dressings "On the side."
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    Checked out the menu online before going to a restaurant to make sure there's SOMETHING you could eat.
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    Said you were allergic to something that don't like, just to make sure nobody makes you eat it.
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    Moved your food around in a strategic way to make it look like you ate more than you actually did.
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    Stated that you weren't that hungry when someone offered you food in their home, just to have an excuse in case you didn't like what they were serving.
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    Ordered off the kids' menu.
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    Brought your own snacks when staying with friends or family for a few days.
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    Said you didn't like something that you honestly have never tried.
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    KNEW you didn't like something, even without trying it.
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    Been crushed when your favorite restaurant changed their menu.
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    Separated all of your foods on your plate so that they don't touch/contaminate each other.
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    Mastered your poker face when eating something gross that someone made for you.
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    Checked your food before pulling out of the drive-thru to make sure it's exactly how you ordered it.
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    Asked your server a million questions about what comes on the salad or what's included on the plate.
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    Rejoiced when you found a restaurant meal that you could order without any special instructions.
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    Ate chips and/or veggies plain, avoiding the dip.
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    Had to buy condiments for out-of-town guests, because you normally don't keep that shit in your house.
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    Eaten American fast food in a foreign country, just to eat something familiar.
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    Googled something you don't recognize on a menu instead of asking the server what it is.
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    Eaten before going to an event where you're not sure if you'll like the food, just in case.
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    Carried an emergency snack on you at all times.

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