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How Miami Are You, Bro?

What's the best way to ride out a hurricane? At a hurricane party, obviously.

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    Called anyone/everyone bro
    Used "No, yeah" to mean "Yes"
    Used "Yeah, no" to mean "No"
    Worn a sweater when the temperature dropped below 75 degrees
    Eaten at Pollo Tropical
    Told others about the wonders of Pollo Tropical
    Sang along with the Pollo Tropical commercial theme song
    Had a party during a hurricane
    Shopped at Burdines
    Visited Santa's Enchanted Forrest
    Tried to explain Santa's Enchanted Forrest to someone NOT from Miami
    Spoken some form of Spanglish
    Said that someone was "So random"
    Pretended like you don't know what a turn signal is
    Started your morning with cafecito
    Cursed the never-ending construction on the Palmetto Expressway
    Rolled your eyes when someone sang Will Smith's "Miami" to you
    Ridden the Metrorail
    Skipped school to go to the beach
    Seen a concert at Bayfront Ampitheater
    Described driving somewhere more than 20 minutes away as "a mission"
    Used the term "Eating shit" to describe hanging out or doing nothing
    Eaten at La Carreta
    Been to the festival at Calle Ocho
    Replaced the word "very" with "super"
    Played dominoes at a family gathering
    Went on a date to the Dade County Youth Fair
    Saw your cousin's friend's band play at Churchill's in Little Haiti
    Broke a sweat just walking to your mailbox in the summer
    Flown out of Ft. Lauderdale just so you didn't have to deal with MIA

How Miami Are You, Bro?

You might have a great love for Miami, but you probably didn't grow up there. If you did, you've been away too long! Time to get yourself back in the 305 and eat some super tasty ropa vieja, bro!

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You are pretty Miami, bro. You've definitely spent some quality time in the 305, and you know all of the super awesome non-touristy spots to chill out and eat shit.

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You are a Miami legend — right up there with Gloria Estefan, Pitbull, and Dan Marino. You know how to avoid tourists like the plague, and you know where to get the best vaca frita in town. Super proud of you, bro. 305 for life.

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