Called anyone/everyone broUsed "No, yeah" to mean "Yes"Used "Yeah, no" to mean "No"Worn a sweater when the temperature dropped below 75 degreesEaten at Pollo TropicalTold others about the wonders of Pollo TropicalSang along with the Pollo Tropical commercial theme songHad a party during a hurricaneShopped at BurdinesVisited Santa's Enchanted ForrestTried to explain Santa's Enchanted Forrest to someone NOT from MiamiSpoken some form of SpanglishSaid that someone was "So random"Pretended like you don't know what a turn signal isStarted your morning with cafecitoCursed the never-ending construction on the Palmetto ExpresswayRolled your eyes when someone sang Will Smith's "Miami" to youRidden the MetrorailSkipped school to go to the beachSeen a concert at Bayfront AmpitheaterDescribed driving somewhere more than 20 minutes away as "a mission"Used the term "Eating shit" to describe hanging out or doing nothingEaten at La CarretaBeen to the festival at Calle OchoReplaced the word "very" with "super"Played dominoes at a family gatheringWent on a date to the Dade County Youth FairSaw your cousin's friend's band play at Churchill's in Little HaitiBroke a sweat just walking to your mailbox in the summerFlown out of Ft. Lauderdale just so you didn't have to deal with MIA
How Miami Are You, Bro?
You might have a great love for Miami, but you probably didn't grow up there. If you did, you've been away too long! Time to get yourself back in the 305 and eat some super tasty ropa vieja, bro!
You are pretty Miami, bro. You've definitely spent some quality time in the 305, and you know all of the super awesome non-touristy spots to chill out and eat shit.
You are a Miami legend — right up there with Gloria Estefan, Pitbull, and Dan Marino. You know how to avoid tourists like the plague, and you know where to get the best vaca frita in town. Super proud of you, bro. 305 for life.