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    Moms Try To Guess Porn Terms And It's Hilariously Awkward

    "I've never been to a truck stop!"

    Distractify gave a bunch of moms a pop quiz in porn terminology, and the results were delightfully cringeworthy.

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    First up, "BBW."

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    This lady guessed "Boy, boy, women."

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    Is that the porn version of "Duck, Duck, Goose?"

    Whoa! This sassy mom goes straight to "Black balls wide."

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    What would that even be?

    This woman's theory is "Ball walking," or what some call "going commando."

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    And this lovely mama nails it with "Big, beautiful women!"

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    Next, we have "DP"

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    "Deep porn?"

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    Well, I guess it COULD be...

    She's almost there with "Double people..."

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    And there it is.

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    Will the ladies know what "Money Shot" means?

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    "Sounds like a drink." ICK.

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    PLEASE do not order the "Money Shot."

    "A funny face?" Bless her heart.

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    This lady knows her stuff...

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    But can we get more specific?

    Damn, Mama! She went there.

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    That's about as specific as it gets!

    And finally, let's see who knows about the "Glory Hole."

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    "A happy place?" Well, it may not be Disneyland...

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    But she's not TOTALLY wrong.

    "Sex hole?" We're getting warmer...

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    There you go!

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    LOL

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    These moms definitely walked away with some new knowledge!

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    Watch the whole, awkward video here.