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How Well Do You Remember Michael Scott's Funniest Quotes From "The Office"?

That's what HE said?

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  1. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy..."

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    "...Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
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    "...Neither. I would rather be respected, which is the perfect mix of love and fear."
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    "...Loved. Because everyone fears great love."
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    "...Feared. Because then I could force them to love me."
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  2. "I'm not superstitious, but..."

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    "...I do have some superstitions."
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    "...I never walk under a ladder, just in case."
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    "...I am a little stitious."
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    "...I am afraid of black cats."
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  3. "I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone..."

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    "...But I don't hate Domino's Pizza."
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    "...But I love Burlington Coat Factory."
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    "...But I don't think there's any disappointment that ice cream can't fix."
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    "...But I hate disappointing myself more."
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  4. "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby..."

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    "...I'd shoot my pants. See what I did there?"
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    "...I'd shoot Bin Laden and let Hitler shoot Toby."
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    "...I'd shoot Toby twice."
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    "...I'd pistol-whip Bin Laden, shoot Hitler, and then kill myself because I'd hate being alone with Toby that much."
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  5. "The worst thing about prison was..."

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    "...the dementors."
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    "...being somebody's bitch."
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    "...that there was no cable TV."
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    "...all the shawshanks."
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  6. "It was a weird day."

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    "I hit Meredith with my car."
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    "I kissed Oscar."
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    "I accidentally cross-dressed."
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    "I tried to frame Toby with a bag of salad."
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  7. "I saw Inception..."

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    "...and I totally understood it."
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    "...or did I?"
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    "...and it was a complete nightmare."
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    "...or at least I dreamt I did."
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  8. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence..."

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    "...and I don't even know where it's going."
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    "...and I literally can't stop."
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    "...and just make it up on the fly. It's called improv."
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    "...and then I'll get distracted by boobs. It's a real workplace danger."
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  9. "You don't know me."

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    "I'm just the untouchable boss to you."
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    "You've just seen my penis."
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    "You haven't even been to my condo."
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    "I'm a very mysterious soul."
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  10. "I love inside jokes,..."

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    "...especially when Dwight is on the outside of them."
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    "...love getting inside someone's head."
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    "...who doesn't like being all up inside your best friend?"
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    "...love to be a part of one someday."
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  11. "So, most nights before I go to bed..."

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    "...I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Forman Grill."
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    "...I will dance like nobody is watching."
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    "...I will wrap myself up in my blanket like a mummy, the way my mom used to tuck me in."
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    "...I will secretly look through Jan's phone. Just to make sure that assistant of hers stops harassing her."
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  12. "I've tried to talk to Toby and be his friend..."

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    "...but that is like being friends with a terrorist. And I love my country too much."
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    "...but I just hate him so much that it literally caused me pain to be near him."
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    "...but you try being friends with Voldemort."
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    "...but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail."
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