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How Well Do You Remember Michael Scott's Funniest Quotes From "The Office"?

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  1. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy..."

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    "...Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
    "...Neither. I would rather be respected, which is the perfect mix of love and fear."
    "...Loved. Because everyone fears great love."
    "...Feared. Because then I could force them to love me."
    Correct!
    Wrong!
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  2. "I'm not superstitious, but..."

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    "...I do have some superstitions."
    "...I never walk under a ladder, just in case."
    "...I am a little stitious."
    "...I am afraid of black cats."
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  3. "I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone..."

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    "...But I don't hate Domino's Pizza."
    "...But I love Burlington Coat Factory."
    "...But I don't think there's any disappointment that ice cream can't fix."
    "...But I hate disappointing myself more."
    Correct!
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  4. "If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby..."

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    "...I'd shoot my pants. See what I did there?"
    "...I'd shoot Bin Laden and let Hitler shoot Toby."
    "...I'd shoot Toby twice."
    "...I'd pistol-whip Bin Laden, shoot Hitler, and then kill myself because I'd hate being alone with Toby that much."
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  5. "The worst thing about prison was..."

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    "...the dementors."
    "...being somebody's bitch."
    "...that there was no cable TV."
    "...all the shawshanks."
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  6. "It was a weird day."

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    "I hit Meredith with my car."
    "I kissed Oscar."
    "I accidentally cross-dressed."
    "I tried to frame Toby with a bag of salad."
    Correct!
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  7. "I saw Inception..."

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    "...and I totally understood it."
    "...or did I?"
    "...and it was a complete nightmare."
    "...or at least I dreamt I did."
    Correct!
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  8. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence..."

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    "...and I don't even know where it's going."
    "...and I literally can't stop."
    "...and just make it up on the fly. It's called improv."
    "...and then I'll get distracted by boobs. It's a real workplace danger."
    Correct!
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  9. "You don't know me."

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    "I'm just the untouchable boss to you."
    "You've just seen my penis."
    "You haven't even been to my condo."
    "I'm a very mysterious soul."
    Correct!
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  10. "I love inside jokes,..."

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    "...especially when Dwight is on the outside of them."
    "...love getting inside someone's head."
    "...who doesn't like being all up inside your best friend?"
    "...love to be a part of one someday."
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  11. "So, most nights before I go to bed..."

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    "...I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Forman Grill."
    "...I will dance like nobody is watching."
    "...I will wrap myself up in my blanket like a mummy, the way my mom used to tuck me in."
    "...I will secretly look through Jan's phone. Just to make sure that assistant of hers stops harassing her."
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  12. "I've tried to talk to Toby and be his friend..."

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    "...but that is like being friends with a terrorist. And I love my country too much."
    "...but I just hate him so much that it literally caused me pain to be near him."
    "...but you try being friends with Voldemort."
    "...but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail."
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How Well Do You Remember Michael Scott's Funniest Quotes From "The Office"?

Toby

You might as well be in HR! You really don't know Michael Scott, and that's too bad because to know him is...well to laugh (and cringe) at him. The good news is, it's probably time for a re-watch!

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Not bad! you are on your way to becoming Michael's #2, you just need to brush up on some of Michael's best/worst jokes. Nothing that a little re-watch won't fix.

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That's what he said

Well done! You definitely know how Michael Scott's brain works, and that is pretty terrifying. You really nailed it. And it wasn't that hard. Here it comes... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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