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How Well Do You Remember Ron Swanson's Funniest Lines From "Parks And Rec"?

"Never half-ass two things."

Chris Traeger: "Ron, would you like some salad?"

"Clear alcohols are for..."

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying..."

"Dear Frozen Yogurt..."

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga..."

"Any dog under 50 pounds is..."

"Put some alcohol in your mouth..."

"On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side..."

"I'm gonna type every word I know!"

"I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus..."

"I've seen three movies in my life. _Bridge on the River Kwai_, _Patton_..."

Did you just suffer a fart attack? You need to brush up on your Ron Swanson quotes. Go grab all the bacon and eggs you can, and get back into the most hilarious show ever. You won't be sorry.

Dammit, Jerry

Not terrible — you know Ron Swanson, but you have a bit of trouble remembering some of his most wise quotes. Put down the snake juice, pour yourself a nice whiskey, and re-watch some of your favorite episodes. You deserve it.

Too much snake juice

Well done, you! You definitely know the wisdom of Ron Swanson, and you're a better person because of it. Celebrate your victory by eating a delicious steak with some whiskey in private. Maybe even listen to the cool stylings of Duke Silver, it's your call.

All the bacon and eggs

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How Well Do You Remember Ron Swanson's Funniest Lines From "Parks And Rec"?

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