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How Well Do You Remember Ron Swanson's Funniest Lines From "Parks And Rec"?

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  1. "Never half-ass two things."

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    "Half an ass is never enough."
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    "Whole-ass one thing."
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    "Multi-tasking is for the mentally deranged."
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  2. Chris Traeger: "Ron, would you like some salad?"

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    Ron: "Since I am not a rabbit, no I do not."
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    Ron: "Chris, I never knew you had such a zany sense of humor."
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    Ron: "I don't even want to hear that word. It's too vulgar for the dinner table."
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  3. "Clear alcohols are for..."

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    "...teenage girls with daddy issues."
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    "...old ladies with insufferable grandchildren."
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    "...rich women on diets."
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  4. "There's only one thing I hate more than lying..."

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    "...Vegetarians."
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    "...Skim milk."
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    "...Being honest about feelings."
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  5. "Dear Frozen Yogurt..."

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    ...You are not ice cream, and I will hate you forever for that."
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    "...How dare you?"
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    "...You are the celery of desserts."
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  6. "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga..."

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    "...but not ridiculous."
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    "...without the stupid pants and the dirty hippies."
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    "...except I still get to kill something."
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  7. "Any dog under 50 pounds is..."

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    "...is a cat, and cats are pointless."
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    "...is a joke, not a pet."
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    "...is just kidding itself."
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  8. "Put some alcohol in your mouth..."

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    "...before I put my fist in it."
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    "...to block the words from coming out."
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    "...and eat some meat. You are a man."
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  9. "On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side..."

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    "...so that I can be glad to leave this world behind."
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    "...so the police will not have to search far and wide for my murderer."
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    "...so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time."
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  10. "I'm gonna type every word I know!"

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    "America. Honor. Meat. Liberty. Breakfast."
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    "Bacon. Eggs. Whiskey. Steak. Farts."
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    "Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole."
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  11. "I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus..."

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    "...and today, when I was recognized as a dedicated government employee. I am so ashamed."
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    "...and once again, when JJ's Diner ran out of bacon. But today just might bring about time number three."
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    "...and then again when I heard that Lil' Sebastian had passed."
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  12. "I've seen three movies in my life. Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton..."

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    "...and Herbie Fully Loaded."
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    "...and Old Yeller."
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    "...and Breakfast at Tiffany's, which was not what I expected it to be."
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