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Sep 14, 2016

How Well Do You Remember Ron Swanson's Funniest Lines From "Parks And Rec"?

Are you man enough to try?

  1. "Never half-ass two things."

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  2. Chris Traeger: "Ron, would you like some salad?"

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  3. "Clear alcohols are for..."

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  4. "There's only one thing I hate more than lying..."

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  5. "Dear Frozen Yogurt..."

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  6. "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga..."

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  7. "Any dog under 50 pounds is..."

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  8. "Put some alcohol in your mouth..."

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  9. "On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side..."

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  10. "I'm gonna type every word I know!"

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  11. "I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus..."

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  12. "I've seen three movies in my life. Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton..."

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