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How Well Do You Remember Phoebe's Funniest Lines From "Friends"?

Oh, Pheebs.

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  1. "I wish I could..."

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    "...but I have to go home and deal with my mother's ghost."
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    "...but it sounds awful."
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    "..but I'll write a song about it!"
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    "...but I don't want to."
  2. "So..."

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    "...are you ready to have all the sex?"
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    "...here are my boobs."
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    "...this is my bra."
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    "...I'm going to kiss you now."
  3. "This is a typical lightning-bearer thing."

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    "They just love to drink from our pool of inner power."
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    "It's like, 'Um, hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man cakes?'"
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    "Always trying to steal our wind."
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    "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
  4. "She..."

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    "...sells drugs to kids."
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    "...stole my quarter!"
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    "...is a lurker."
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    "...sells her body to the night."
  5. "Well, Ursula is a waitress. And she lives in SoHo. And Phoebe..."

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    "...is sitting right here."
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    "...is not."
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    "...is me."
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    "...is on this couch."
  6. Melissa: "Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?"

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    "Obviously. I was in Pie A La Ziti."
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    "No. I but I was in an all-girl street gang."
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    "Yes, until Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning and we got shut down."
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    "Of course. I was Thigh Mega Tampon."
  7. "I love..."

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    "...Jack Geller!"
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    "...Jacques Cousteau!"
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    "...you guys so much!"
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    "...James Brolin!"
  8. "If you wanna receive emails about my upcoming shows..."

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    "...someone please teach me how to use email."
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    "...then please explain to me how email works."
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    "...then you will probably be disappointed because I don't use computers."
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    "...then give me money so I can buy a computer."
  9. Rachel: "I got Tivo." Dr. Green: "What's Tivo?"

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    Phoebe: "It's an STD."
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    Phoebe: "It's a new word for fired."
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    Phoebe: "It's slang for pregnant."
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    Phoebe: "It means dumped."
  10. "Because a promise between friends..."

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    "...means never having to give a reason."
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    "...us a bond that can never be broken. NEVER!"
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    "...is only as strong as the friendship it tests."
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    "...means never asking why."
  11. "Some day I'll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop."

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    "He had it coming."
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    "Then you'll know what a badass bitch I really am."
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    "He stabbed me first!"
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    "Wait, none of you are cops, right?"
  12. "It's 'P' as in 'Phoebe,' 'H' as in 'Heebee,' 'O' as in 'O-Bee,' 'E' as in 'Eebee,' 'B' as in 'Beebee'..."

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    "'E' as in 'Eh, I'm tired of this already.'"
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    "'E' as in 'Everybody loves Phoebe.'"
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    "'E' as in 'Ello there, mate!'"
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    "'E' as in 'Excuse me, I have to pee.'"
  13. "You have to get off the plane. I have this feeling that something's wrong with it."

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    "Something terrible will happen if you don't get off the plane!"
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    "You will not die on my watch, Rachel Karen Green!"
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    "Something's wrong with the left phalange."
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    "I WANT YOU TO LIVE!"
  14. "Oh, for god's sake, Judy..."

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    "...WAKE UP!"
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    "...PICK UP THE SOCK!"
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    "...PUT DOWN THE WINE AND PICK UP THE BABY!"
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    "...LOOK ALIVE! EMMA IS CRYING!"
  15. "I may play the fool sometimes..."

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    "...but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit."
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    "...but I know and see all."
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    "...but I'm wiser than you will ever know"
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    "...but all those years on the streets taught me more than your fancy book learnin' ever did."

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