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    Updated on Dec 23, 2018. Posted on Dec 21, 2017

    19 Times "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Was The Funniest Show On Television

    Two words: Scary Terry.

    1. When Jake and Rosa perfectly out-witted Amy.

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    Jake: Rules are made to be broken.

    Amy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

    Jake: Uh, piñatas.

    Rosa: Glow sticks.

    Jake: Karate Boards.

    Rosa: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

    2. When Amy went undercover as a pregnant convict and Boyle delighted in it...

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    Boyle: I think it's amazing. Jake and Amy and baby makes three. I don't know if I believe in God, but I have prayed for this.

    3. ... because Boyle is a huge Amy/Jake shipper.

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    Boyle: Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug, too. It's called "Your Relationship," and I'm high on it.

    4. To the point where it's almost creepy. But also hilarious.

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    Jake: Ok, you and Rosa follow Augustine.

    Boyle: Right, and you and Amy follow your hearts.

    Jake: No! We're gonna stay with the package.

    Boyle: And each other, forever.

    5. When we got a very stark glimpse into what Captain Holt was like as a child.

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    Holt: This brings back memories. I loved playing doctor as a child.

    Young Holt: The cancer has spread. Get your house in order.

    6. And we learned a little something about young Rosa. And Jake, too.

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    Rosa: When I was a kid, I had a major crush on the evil Gremlin.

    Jake: Stripe?! Are you crazy?

    Rosa: Yeah, well, I'm not gonna bone Gizmo.

    Jake: I would.

    7. When Amy really wanted to make a good impression on Jake's mom.

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    Mrs. Peralta: I think she's really great.

    Amy: I think you're really great too.

    Jake: She's very good at lip reading.

    Amy: I wouldn't say I'm very good. I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.

    Jake: Just can't stop.

    Amy: I'll let you guys talk. I'll just close my eyes.

    8. When Gina leaned into a psychic prediction.

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    Gina: Last week, she predicted I would have a sensuous encounter with a guy named Mark. And I did.

    Gina: (at the bar) Is anyone here named Mark?

    ...

    You're good.

    9. Every time Jake used Amy's words to name her sex tape.

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    Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?

    Jake: "Kind, sober, and fully dressed." Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape.

    Amy: This Halloween, I was the jerk. I'm sorry about tonight.

    Jake: "I'm sorry about tonight." We found the title for Santiago's follow-up sex tape.

    Amy: I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?

    Jake: "I'm horrible at this, when can we sto..."

    Amy: I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.

    Amy: Just as long as we're clear that I'm with someone and nothing is gonna happen.

    Jake: "I'm with someone, nothing's gonna happen," name of your sex tape.

    Amy: This better not bite me in the ass.

    Jake: "Better not bite me in the ass," name of your sex tape. But seriously, thank you so much for your help.

    10. When Rosa understood the love of a dog.

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    Rosa: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs until I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half. But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

    11. When Jake read Harry Potter for Amy because LOVE.

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    Jake: I guess you could say he's the golden snitch.

    Amy: Wait. Was that a Harry Potter reference?

    Jake: It most definitely was. I started reading them 'cause you love them so much.

    Amy: AND??

    Jake: You were right! They're incredible. Remember when I called in sick the other day? I was at home, reading Order of the Phoenix.

    Amy: Oh, this makes me so happy! How sad is it when Cedric dies?

    Jake: I was crushed. Literally. Crying. On. The toilet.

    12. When Jake extolled the virtues of being the little spoon.

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    Sophia: You think I might tell everyone in the courtroom that you like to be the little spoon?

    Jake: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe! Carl, back me up on this.

    Carl: Yes, little spoon all the way.

    13. When Amy banked some sweet blackmail images of young Jake.

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    Amy: Did you have a nose ring in high school?

    Jake: Yes. Until it got infected and I almost went blind. Don't tell anyone!

    Amy: Cool. It's our secret. Just gonna check my email up high.

    14. When Rosa didn't want to make small talk.

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    Rosa: I hate small talk. Let's drink in silence.

    15. When a lie detector got Jake and Terry to live their truth.

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    Jake: See? It's busted.

    Terry: Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

    Jake: No.

    Terry: Lie.

    Jake: Alright, fine. She is. She makes me feel things.

    Terry: She makes ALL of us feel things!

    16. When we met "Scary Terry."

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    Boyle: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Terry?

    Terry: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what Regular Terry's thinking.

    Terry (as Scary Terry): THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GONNA MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!

    17. When Captain Holt roasted Jake over his messy locker.

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    Holt: Here are two pictures. One is your locker. And the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

    Jake: That one's the dump?

    Holt: They're both your locker!

    Jake: Ahh, I should have guessed that. He's good!

    18. When Boyle's love for his BFF Jake was so powerful.

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    Boyle: What about me? What if something happens to Jake and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake.

    19. And finally, when Jake proved that Terry would always catch him, literally, no matter what.

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    Jake: If I run and leap at Terry, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in!

    Terry: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!

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